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kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

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definetleynotapornbot

Your account was hacjed and the only way to get the password back is to give me your password olease

definetleynotapornbot

wait fuck that doesn't even make any sense

definetleynotapornbot

im so fucking sorry

ryebreadgf

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

ryebreadgf

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

sasha-on-the-side

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

jamesroach

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

jamesroach

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

professionalchaoticdumbass

traffic again?

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memorycycle

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

gooeykit

you would make this post

memorycycle

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alivehouse

?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite

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this iswhat good pussy sounds like

were--ralph

Kinda need him in me

were--ralph

FINE ITS TRUE I WANT TO FUCK THE DAD FROM BLUEY SO MUCH IT HURTS WHEN I HAVE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

butch-sylveon

assigned-boyking-at-birth

One of them will have to get finished eventually, right???

grogusmum

ma0ka

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industrialdyke

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines

industrialdyke

this is the post i was looking for btw

despazito

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

frontmansdog

to be completely honest *starts lying

decepticonsensual

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

decepticonsensual

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

fairweatheralways

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molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

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