😐 ........ (says nothing but the force of my emotion throws everyone backwards 20 feet)

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

"Be true to your self and celebrate being genuine and free" Fuck Off . There is no self . Youre making it up . Thats not real . Your rhetorical tricks won't work on me . Thats not real . Theres no such thing as being genuine . Theres actually no difference between lies and truth , when the self is concerned . Shut up . Stop trying to trick me

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

they're up as prints iyw here