-Void-

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

You need to add a few more zeros there

you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him

why do all of my mutuals have evil clones now

Idk dude that’s crazy

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

And he's losing.