Scott! Watch out! It's that one guy!

There's quite literally a grocery store two doors down from me. A round trip for milk takes less than 10.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

one william degrees outside

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.

maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.

If you don't love susie deltarune fuck you we can't be friends