Geiger

I hate medical porn videoss because almost allll of them are just…. “Oh doctor I’m sick and the cure is to blow you” or just a guy in gloves and a mask but fully unclothed….. I want hours of footage of obscure stuff. Both staying clothed, a normal medical examination where even if the subject is clearly turned on the doctor doesn’t acknowledge it. They ease in needles instead of dick and coo praises and compliments. No stupid subjects that play dumb about being fingered, they know it’s wrong but the doctor doesn’t seem to phased as they do it. Feeling and exploring before pulling away, disinterested in allowing release….

When you think about it uncle dad son threesome is the best kind of incest because you get father/son and brother/brother at the same time

rick saying "you possessive fucking nerd" playing on repeat in my head

it is soo interesting to me that summer is fully aware of how unhealthy rick and morty’s relationship is, and yet she envies morty’s closeness with rick that it repeatedly leads to conflict between her and morty

being neutral about other peoples kinks is necessary by the way. when consenting adults are doing things between consenting adults, and you prioritize your discomfort over their autonomy and right to exist safely in a space without having their private interests excavated and recontextualized to make them out to be predators, that says way more about your willingness to place yourself in the position of moral authority than it does about them and you deputizing yourself on the basis of nothing but vibes and your personal traumas makes you very dangerous politically.

sucking off a trans girl during an online game to make her play worse but her love for me just makes her play better.

I love how Morty knows that, objectively, it’s not good to obsess over seeking Rick’s approval, yet he still desperately keeps doing it. UGH he's such a needy boy