this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but sheās all like. āNo thatās embarrassingā and ājust kill him, donāt waste time.ā she wonāt even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because itās just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks
this fucking sucks. some happy go lucky adventurer just soul-bounded with me (don't ask me how it happened I'm still embarrassed) and she keeps trying to get me to be excited about killing people as if I haven't been doing that for 10,000 years. Like, this is my day job and she is just SO cringe allllll the time!! I don't care about "friendship" or "girl power," I am an instrument of WAR and DESTRUCTION not WHIMSY or "Jwada Veevre" or whatever the hell she keeps going on about! I will never name my finishing move! I don't even know what that is! I just fight. shouting what you're going to do to your enemies is BAD strategy! And don't get me started on the matching outfits. This fucking sucks


















