yeehaw

why is the combined ace aro flag different colours to the ace and aro flags

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild