bonnie

I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

not my green ass stealing christmas

you are just mad at me because i tore your leg off with my teeth for fun

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

quitting smoking is rlly just like. ok and how about u feel the most rage you’ve ever felt right now for no reason

I know a girl who smoked weed until she was just bones and her family wasn't even sad when they found her

primadonna worm.... yeah... all i ever wanted was the dirt

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

bippo…….

ur so right

honestly all the fake shit is just noise. we need real love and vibes that mean something

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[FOX NEWS PRESENTER VOICE] unfortunately george jetson was aborted yesterday. he could not be born because the left hates life

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.