This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
noise dept.

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

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Why does this cat look so evil
this cat looks like a lawful evil doing the whole “were not so different, you and i” speech at the protagonist
“Let me show you, we could rule together.”
its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question
this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image
Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.
What this post is about;
Ace/aro people getting called “cishet”
Bisexuals getting called “straight passing”
Straight trans people getting told they’re not oppressed
What this post is not about;
Pedophiles
*slams reblog button so hard*

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the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is
I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny's creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn't comedic so they don't talk about it. He's shroedingers' himbo
He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.
Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
…right, time to flee into the woods.
so Wexter, thanks for fleeing into the wilderness with me on such short notice. I know you’re a busy Rex, and all.
I know you don’t really know why we’re out here, but you didn’t understand the banner thing from last time either and I know you enjoyed it anyway. did you know you’re famous now?
250,000 people have interacted with your post. that’s a quarter of a million. that’s completely bonkers.
oh right, I forgot dinosaurs don’t have any concept of large numbers. my bad.
you done good, Wexter.
that’ll do Wex, that’ll do.
okay good talk lets go home it’s getting chilly
The Mandalorian | S01E04
Me and my gay mutuals reblogging the same gay posts from each other to synchronize our dashes:
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar
also what the hell are kits then
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

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every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life
this is literally how i feel
my nemesis: i’m going to hurt you of course but first i’ll go after all of your friends and–
me: i don’t.
my nemesis: …what
me: i don’t have any of those
my nemesis: fr.. iends..
me: yeah
my nemesis: you don’t.. have those. not even one
me: nope
my nemesis: and you aren’t like.. lying. for your own/their sake
me: no i genuinely just don’t have any and i wanted to save you the trouble of having to start the process of looking into it only to find nothing to work with, so
my nemesis: oh. ah. wow. that’s.. polite. of you. i guess
me: mmhm
my nemesis: this is like.. seriously bumming me out right now. are you.. busy tonight? oh. fuck. obviously you aren’t. sorry. i’m sorry. wasn’t trying to be insensitive. god. anyway. we’re.. going to go to the movies, okay? i’m not getting any satisfaction out of.. that conversation. any joy just.. whoosh. right out the window. that whole exchange just truly ruined my current state emotionally and i’m.. getting you out of the house. asap
thinking about elsa with her hair down
Not nbphobic
Nb person: I don’t like the terms joyfriend, datemate or enbyfriend used on me because they feel infantizing
Nbphobic
Cis person: joyfriend???? datemate??? enbyfriend??? CRINGE

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this week’s episode was so wholesome. I love their friendship
every few months i lose it thinking about the into the spiderverse peni parker concept art and what couldve been if theyd kept with alberto mielgos designs
who was responsible for seeing this
and choosing to instead go with fucking this