Larry, I'm on Ducktales

Dude yes, I need to know

lumberjacks logged on before the internet even existing

wow this post blew up in ur universe

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lumberjacks logged on before the internet even existing

wow this post blew up in ur universe

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

I should make another comic about blocking people for being even mildly annoying and how good that is for your mental health.

Congratulations on being mildly annoying and also blocked.

Hob and Crowley meeting in some random pub and drunkenly venting about their respective relationship issues not realizing how similar their situations actually are, and then running into each other again 100 some odd years later and them both just being like "Uhhh I can explain"

Ok I’ve seen a few posts to this effect and I do love the idea. But I must say the funniest implication of this crossover is that Shakespeare required two (2) separate divine interventions to become famous.

Is the general populace not aware of the honey he gay tweet. Has it been that long

To everyone replying with variations of 'is this real it feels absurd' yes it is real yes it is absurd please remember that this is the actual first time Rick Riordan ever called Nico gay. This is the canon confirmation.

he’s god. he’s a millenial. he resurrected an entire solar system. he eats peanuts in meetings. he started a nuclear war. he’s 10,000 years old. he makes none pizza with left beef jokes. he’s a slut. he killed and then anthropomorphized the earth to look like Barbie. he has threesomes with his besties who want to kill him. he’s a deadbeat dad. he listened to evanescence. he locked his ex up in a block of ice in an unbreakable tomb on pluto because his friends didnt like her. he hated billionaires. he wanted to adopt a psychotic bone nun who lobotomized herself. he likes tea and biscuits. he controlled the body of the dead US president. he’s from new zealand. he wears baby fingers around his head. his name is john of all fucking things. he killed the whole solar system. he was a tumblrina. his only comment on destroying melbourne was “shame about the tram service”.

you guys have got to learn to be more delusional. donald glover will be in the movie and troy and abed will reunite and they'll kiss with tongue onscreen and I really believe that

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?