change the prophecy

i might be depressed but at least i don’t drive a cybertruck

2020 is truly the year of Anything Can and Will Happen

in september pangea will reform

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

if we’re all very quiet, and no one makes a sound, we may be able to hear the sound of robert pattinson screaming

stephanie meyer crafted the coronavirus in her basement and told the government to make shelter in place orders to make it optimal conditions to sell midnight sun

Midnight Sun film gets released, but it's 2008 Twilight mostly muted and with an angsty commentary from Edward.

on one hand i don’t believe in really restricting media from my children. i understand the importance of varied intake with media. that being said i will not allow my children to watch paw patrol. it’s police propaganda. 

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

not to beat a dead pig but i just want my followers to know that while yes, this is funny in the sense that we live in a farcical dystopia, paw patrol is one of the most pro-cop, pro-surveillance state shows i’ve seen since like, 24

also now they have a tracking puppy named tracker and he’s a chihuaha and lives in the jungle and he uses gratuitious spanish