what the fuck am i doing?

if you buy a BMW the guy at the dealership takes you into a back room and starts swinging a watch in front of your face and saying shit like “you want to cross over the double yellow lines to pass that minivan going 5 over the speed limit without using your blinkers sooo badly” over and over

If you ever feel as though your job is pointless, just remember that somewhere in a BMW facility, a guy is installing turn signals

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

The Hobbit. With no context that’s just a nonsense word. It’s like if I called my book The Trunglesnonk. It doesn’t mean anything

winnie the pooh??

yall coping ?

no

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”