Ry [grabs a slice]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn