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I'm sharing my drawing again because there's an update and I got the costume!

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Let's confuse people who didn't read GSGW/GDCG.
I'll start: MC prefers to be inside the dog cage.
(Active reblogging or tagging is highly appreciated!)
I swear, with each new version of the skin it becomes more and more detailed - (I like it) (but I'm also TIRED)
Sengen Stardew Valley AUs
Version 1 - Gen is the farmer
Gen has just moved to a quiet little town, trying to escape his soul-crushing job in the entertainment industry. This deed was left to him by his grandparents, and he decides it's a quiet enough place to "retire".
As he meets the townsfolk and tries to figure out this whole farming business, he encounters a boy who loves science, living a little up the mountain with his father. They quickly strike a unique friendship.
Version 2 - Senku is the farmer
Senku has moved to this quiet town with his father, who is going to teach at a school in the countryside. While he misses the commodities of the city, the sky is a lot clearer here, and he can stargaze so much easier. They also have a big land where he can just work on his science projects without being bothered.
Then one day, as he's exploring the nearby forest area, he spots a tower in the distance. Curious, he decides to go explore it and meets a young wizard who does real magic in front of his eyes, opening a whole new world of possibilities and experiments.
@reenacole @putcreativenamehere @gogo2712
Don't know if you ever played the game, but which version do you prefer? 🤔
I've never played but I really like both ideas!
Gen as the farmer gives slice of life romance and cozy vibes and I am weak for cozy.
Senku as the farmer as adventure and romance and scifi potential!
Yes, for sure the vibes would be quite different depending on the version!
Gen goes through a healing process with the help of his (soon to be) new family. A lot more slow-paced.
If Gen is a wizard, then Senku wants to know everything about magic and keeps bothering him in his tower! 😂
Senku needs to know what the Junimos are. Learning to read their language using a potion to have a wild trip fascinates him. How did they did that? Rewire the language processing center of the brain in one crazy hour of being wildly out of it on halucinogenics. Is there any left and if yes can I have a sample to examine?
Lmao! 😂😂😂
Now I imagined Senku just completely out sitting on Gen's couch while Gen just continues to do his thing.
Gen tells him what the potion was made of. Pretty gross stuff, but damn did it work.
Senku Ishigami, probably:
on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship
it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.
“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”
“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.
“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”
“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”
“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”
“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”
“but then what is its purpose?”
“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”
this is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it would take maybe three weeks before even I was inordinately fond of Stabby. I would be proud of Stabby when I met up with my other spacefleet friends for space coffee, I would tell them about the time Stabby got the second mate in the ankle five seconds before the fleet admiral beamed on board and she swore in seven different languages in front of high command.
also by the fourth day Stabby would be in the ship’s log, he’d have little painted-on insignia, people would salute him as he went by, and someone would hook up a twitter account to tweet maniacal laughter and/or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone.
Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold
I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn’t Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough.
Stabby’s little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby’s greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discussing it, everyone would know that Stabby got to take the rank of the highest ranking crew member it stabbed. The ceremony for Flag Admiral Stabby was beautiful. The captain gave a speech.
why am i proud of stabby this is irrational
INCIDENT LOG: 46-7-2 Action #45437: Desc: Covert enemy boarding attempt
Details: Six (6) members of a Mercenary/Pirate crew of little renown attempted to infiltrate ship in order to steal equipment and/or personnel.
Prior to being detained they had remained undetected for eight (8) hours and accumulated several high value materials (see attached log), and incapacitated and restrained several crewmen (see attached log) in dock #3, with the intention of using a life boat to exfiltrate.
Just prior to their would-be escape, the boarding party encountered the ship’s mascot. A cleaning unit which had been modified by crew members to mount a traditional Terran melee weapon, as well as an officer’s insignia (having been jokingly given a commission by the Captain the night before). Curious, one picked it up, before realising the mounted weapon had a nickel finish (highly toxic to their species) on the handle, and dropped it in a panic.
As the unit’s anti-impact sensors had been disabled, it immediately tried to right itself on landing. This caused it to flip over and slash the third knee of the boarder who dropped it, prompting the rest of the boarders to flee. In doing so, they tripped over a waste container, causing the unit to “chase” them, as it collected the trail of dust they left.
The security crew were alerted to the boarding party’s presence by an entry on “Sargent Stabby’s Hit List” - an account on an intership microblogging site which automatically logs any injuries caused by the cleaning unit in question - and quickly intercepted them.
Casualties: Four (4) crewmen treated for minor lacerations sustained after detaining boarding party, one (1) captured crewman treated for negative reaction to sedatives used by captors.
Belligerent status: Two (2) members of the enemy boarding party remain in stable condition in sickbay. Three (3) remaining surrendered peacefully and remain in the brig. One (1) refuses to leave the safety of a storage cupboard he went to ground in.
Recommendations/Actions:
All captured guards to undergo debriefing and possible disciplinary action for breaches of security protocol.
Remind all crew members to report missing colleagues immediately.
Retain a guard outside cleaning storage room 87 until the final boarder can be coaxed out and properly detained.
Cleaning unit D4.87 AKA “Sargent Stabby” has been promoted to Quartermaster, and is now considered the superior officer of all autonomous drones on the ship. All Class #1 drones have been programmed to salute their superior with their effector, should it enter the room while they’re active.
Ok but what about that final bit - all the other space roombas respectfully standing to the side and saluting when Quatermaster Stabby comes past?
Quartermaster Stabby goes on to have many more adventures and many more promotions.
Quartermaster Stabby becomes a famous icon of the human race, proof that humans can and often are unintentionally terrifying, but maybe there actually IS something to their strange attachments to inanimate objects…?
Aliens are now convinced that humans have some weird psychic/aura powers or something. “Object Tamers” they call us. Humans are so amused that they adopt the term for themselves. They love it. They start printing it on bracelets and T-shirts. Aliens can’t tell if this is a joke or a confession.
Through a disturbing number of coincidences like the above, aliens begin to fear Quartermaster Stabby and are legitimately unsure if it has intelligence or not. It doesn’t help that humans refuse to break the joke to explain it to them.
Alien scientists try to explain the strange phenomenon that is Quartermaster Stabby. They cannot. Humans are delighted.
Quartermaster Stabby is eventually promoted to a position of authority over all autonomous drones in the entire human empire. It also escaped the ship once and managed to become the mayor of a small alien city. That city has since begun using the fact as a tourist attraction, and the episode has brought to human attention the fact that Mayor Stabby technically fulfills all of the criteria necessary to become a president or council member. (Minus the sentience.)
Humans are now trying to vote Mayor Stabby into office, using the aliens’ inability to determine its sentience level to their advantage.
They are successful. Counselor Stabby is most universally beloved representative of the human race. (Among humans, anyway. The aliens have mixed reactions, ranging from amusement, to fear, to outrage.)
Counselor Stabby goes on to somehow reveal a corrupt plot among several other counsel members and essentially averts a huge political catastrophe, all because one of the spies dropped her earring and Counselor Stabby ate it. The earring was bugged. Good call, Counselor Stabby.
Every time Counselor Stabby breaks down and has to be repaired, trillions of humans flood its social media accounts with ‘get well’ messages, and many flowers and gifts are sent to the repair bay or to its charging station.
Counselor Stabby has somehow blundered its way into receiving all of the highest honors that can be bestowed by human society. It helps run an empire. It saves lives. It cleans donut crumbs off of the floor without being asked.
All without a single sentient thought.
Counselor Stabby becomes legend.
The humans have started a campaign to use Counselor Stabby as a model to create better bots.
“Why does a human’s consideration for a ‘better bot’ mean more knives, sir?” the young ambassador said, staring at the contraption in front of him.
“ we are unsure of their purpose, we have many reports of these creations protecting their home ships. “ The advisor said also staring at the contraptions many spinning blades.
The residing human walked into the room squealing, quite to loud for the ambassador’s taste, at the contraption.
“ Aren’t you just a spinning bundle of death! “ The human cried out happily? (The ambassador was still unsure of humans deployment of emotions.) The delivery droid, with knife blades above its propellors, bobbed up and down before depositing it’s ‘gift’ (as the human called it) and leaving through the bot-hatch with a frightening scream accompanying it.
Thes humans, they were, well, humans. The ambassador would need to read more on their culture to even remotely understand them.
**STABBY**
*buzzes happily*
Is … is the origin of Stabby the Roomba really only three years ago? Really?
Wow.

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Where did I disappear to? In the fandom of the novel "Even if you end up in a ghost story, you still have to go to work." I devoured it, it was so much fun!
Yep, sketch!
Not-Funny time for shizun
Valentine's Day is just around the corner!!
so I just took my favorite characters and- yep (You can send it to a friend and all that)
Tomorrow ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა
My little boy, this chapter was hard for you, Shadow Milk.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner!!
so I just took my favorite characters and- yep (You can send it to a friend and all that)

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My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?
Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING
Me: Seems hellish
Boyfriend: So does being an ant person
Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants
Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing….
Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!
Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.
Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)
Boyfriend: So these ant-people—
Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!
Bro imagine being Candy Apple in this new update
CA: Boy oh boy I can’t wait to see what gift Black Sapphire got me! :D
BS: None of this is real. Not you, not me, not even that weird ferret thing, all of this is just an illusion for the sole purpose of entertainment
CA: ☹️
(I'm texting my friends at 7 AM)
Would I love you all if you were worms?
I'd probably try to take care of you, make you houses and feed you, all that stuff, but I really don't know how to take care of worms. It would be so horrible. You probably wouldn't survive, and I'd be holding your little wormy bodies. It upset me so much.
Carefully!!
Wild Candy Apple Cookie appears before you!
Where to put Sha Hualing and Mobei?
I found a picture of "Yuan and Jiu in Ravenclaw and Slytherin robes with a Binghe dog" on Pinterest and thought, "Okay, Yuan makes more sense in Ravenclaw than in Hufflepuff, I guess" (though maybe… Gryffindor? doubting sounds)
Then I thought of Shang Qinghua, who looks like he'd benefit from a Hufflepuff atmosphere. And then I realized he's practically 100% Slytherin.
Yuan, who says it's to be expected from that vile Hamster author.
And Jiu, who's genuinely offended that this thing is sharing a table with him (and a little interested, maybe because he didn't expect it, and because I love the Hamster and Jiu dynamic as much as… well, I love the Hamster dynamic with anyone, to be honest).
Liu Qingge is a Gryffindor, right? And Qi Qingqi, probably? And Liu Minyan
Mu Qingfang is in Ravenclaw.
Luo Binghe? Tempted to stuff him into Hufflepuff, poor thing, of all people.
Maybe, Jelly, Zhuzhi Lang will be his neighbor.
"You're literally a snake."
"…yeah, the hat thinks it's funny too."

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What do you think?
I saw a couple of comics about how, when Xeno was kidnapped, Gen tried to break him or manipulate him or something. It recently reminded me of his voice-changing ability. It's a cruel joke, if Xeno thinks he's going crazy because he sometimes starts hearing Stanley's voice. At first, I thought, "That could be funny," but then I realized how cruel it could be.
Well, Xeno's probably too smart for that to work, right?..
A short sketch of Gena at the movie theater, just for fun. Friend: What movie did he go to see? Me: "Now You See Me" maybe. Friend: Takes on board the techniques one hundred percent