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i am King Egg.

my true form

you don't have to start your day in the morning. i start at 5 pm sometimes and let me tell you, doing something almost always feels better than doing nothing. it doesn't have to be big or important. it doesn't have to be too much to handle. it's enough to wash your face, or comb out your hair. if you feel tired, it's enough to make a list of things you want to do tomorrow. don't let the clock hold you back. it's a piece of glass and plastic. you get to decide what a day is.

❤

i read all of the reblogs and comments and i hope you guys are all doing well

you wouldn't be able to do anything perfectly, but you'd be able to do almost EVERYTHING

like cloning your cat or corporate espionage.

Still, even if my more charitable interpretation of the 75% bit isn't how the button works, there's still no injunction against improvement. So hit the button, and use your 75% good self-improvement and self-motivation skills to improve your other skills, and those two for that matter.

“Life on the ocean wave” by Dick Sargent, Saturday Evening Post 1959.

her ass about to get yeeted into the wild blue yonder

As long as he’s conscious, i mean. That string she’s holding looks like it’s gonna pull the sail around to thwack him in the head if she falls

how dare you

you're a cannibal, not a can'tibal.

WHAT WAIT THEY CAN'T KNOW ABOUT ME I'M A NOBODY WHAT THE FUCK CALL THE COPS

This is Bean. Bean does not have good coordination.

bean says you're her official aunt/pibling now sorry too late, you've been adopted

you're a cannibal, not a can'tibal.

hmmm