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oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

who the fuck made this post

perpetually annoyed by character criticism that is just “is this character sympathetic? is this character relatable? does this character get an ending they ‘deserve’ (as it correlates with their own moral goodness)?” so what if they’re unsympathetic. so what if they’re unrelatable. so what if they are made suffer. so what if they’re a symbol. they’re not real! fictional characters are tools in a story, like setting, or tropes, or tone, or style, or pacing, or medium. they are a figment, a fragment. they are not human beings, and they do not exist in a real life moral framework. this is not good analysis. ask better questions.

Investing in something that turned out to be not what you wanted, but nonetheless left you with insight into who you want to be? That's being alive for ya

Being ace feels like finding out not only is Bigfoot real, but adults encounter Bigfoot hundreds of times in their life, and people keep insisting that if you haven’t met Bigfoot yet it’s because you haven’t been to the right campsite and you’re the weird one for not knowing a cryptid is as common as squirrel.

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

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I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

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Homophobia and ableism strikes again

Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.

Homophobia and ableism strikes again. 

Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and covered in blood 

I love that this happens with SO MANY species of bird. 

you know usually i don’t bring up once upon a time as a positive comparison to something but remember how they had an episode of cruella backstory and we thought for the entire runtime they were trying to redeem and explain her actions and then at the end they pulled the carpet out from under us and said “PSYCH, ALL OF THIS WAS A LIE FROM AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR, SHE’S JUST A BITCH WHO DOES WHAT SHE WANTS” because they somehow understood that some villains don’t need tragic pasts sometimes they’re just rich people? 

Cruella does not exist in a grey area of morality. She’s literally designed in black and white. She’s a straight up villain and I think that’s just neat. 

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

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