can't wait to become a cryptid

In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

#oh it raises money thru ad revenue and ur click confirms the value to advertisers. neat

in the word document . straigt up Writing it. and by "it" lets just say. ha ha. |

having popular songs be really accurate to your ocs is so hard... "name a character playlist without mother mother challenge" SOMETIMES IT STARTED WITH THE HAYLOFT A-CREAKING. ALRIGHT? SOMETIMES IT STARTED IN THE HAY

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."