ishtar toucher

i want to be fed drugs by a girls

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

turn her into an animal then take her gross sloppy oversized knot ok? she deserves it. she deserves to have you.

rape is ok if the victim is me

boy demons don't exist. not real. that's made up.

they're selling maid juice at the convenience store

pleasantries exchanged, it is now time to execute one another

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

it seems like wikipe-tan is always getting up to something or other lesbo style

plurality is awesome bc my headmates love me n take care of me

i'm not rotting in my bedroom i'm a princess locked in a castle

all weed is slut weed when i smoke it

they dont make proper yanderes nowdays. todays obsessive girls wont do a thing just cry and be vaguelly suicidal. if you want to get chained you basically need to bring the chain to her house and then probably do the chaining yourself. noone wants to work anymore