This blog is a Hot Mess. Engage at your own peril.

Dick was the original problem child.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

I would like to thank the 2003 Justice League Unlimited series for getting me hooked on DC as a kid so that I could remain a fan long enough to see this fanart. Thank you.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

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