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lysander has been walking around for three books now going "can I please have a boy best friend? can I do yaoi with someone already? when will it be my turn?" and is met with only silence from ajax/diomedes/rhone/etc. meanwhile cicero is always like 10 feet behind him on all fours whining like a dog, begging for a single scrap off that palatine plate. it's sickening.

Can’t kill myself cuz I need to keep drawing Cassius and his fat butt

AND WHAT DID I SAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

do you think silenius au lune and akari au raa explored each other's bodies

akari au raa was powerfucking that smooth lunese twink from behind and when it was about to slip out he double gripped him from the waist and made it sound like a pair of slides on wet asphalt and silenius was reconsidering the secularity of the society because that hunk dick was so crazy he skipped samsara and reached nirvana in 0.0003 seconds he was thinking there has to be a higher power because there is no other reasonable explanation for what was happening to him and as any gay dude will tell you that is the BASIS for a messy life ruining break up that they made EVERYBODYS problem and even after everything they both craved each other in ways nobody else could satisfy and they set the precedent for all the other famous yaoi in the solar system

category 3 lyria/volga hysteria event

my wishlist for red god is so incredibly short but canon lyria/volga is on it. or at least canon lesbian lyria. please pb i've never asked for anything befooooore you owe meeeeee

its not even that i really wanted to be that much of a gooner i just fucking hate drawing clothing and fabric

Guy who likes drawing muscular men fucking raw: Its really about the beauty of the natural human form