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im fawking depressed without my sport get ready for me to be way more annoying because my chud red rising au is all i have left now like im inventing what the online discourse would be over being a dual fan of darrow and cassius and the answer is that cassius was probably a super popular prospect during his draft year because he's good at the game and also very pretty and people love the hot hockey boys and there was a lot of discussion over where he would end up going and people were praying he would be a 1oa pick to a better team like maybe minnesota had 1oa that year and they were posting cassius bellona YOU are a minnesota [mascot name i havent decided] and then they ended up drafting someone else and everyone watched in horror as he was drafted 2nd to the fraud new york olympic knights to be with his flop ass hated brother but his fans remain his fans and are constantly saying he literally hates it there and wants to leave so badly and the wider fanbase sees them all as delusional but the insane thing is that they were right the whole fucking time he DOES hate it there he DOES want to leave

nobody understands how beautiful it is to watch the team you hate and based one of the teams in your beloved au off of lose a critical cup to a team that wears the colors of the OTHER team in your beloved au Like in a way Darrow O'Lykos also won tonight wow

thats my last gambling with cassius's hole over sports post of the season everybody i'll be back in 3 months

surfer darrow and lifeguard cassius lmk

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY FAWKING METHOSD. ANYONE Honestly Darrow, I thought our honeymoon would be more romanti