Slime Scholar

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

if they put any politics in this story about post-american societies emerging and dying in the poisoned ruins of a stagnant conservative USA i will be so mad

sony cutting off physical discs while also implementing a system that doesnt allow you to actually own ur digital games due to that 30 day verification whatever not to mention outside of gaming for the past few years sony has stopped producing on physical formats which is insane because THEY developed nearly every format every company uses( dvd, bluray, cd, etc ) so they have the biggest hand on production leaving a vacuum now that theyve stopped plus being absolutely shady with their digital marketplaces most recent example w/ pulling studio canal conent & the funimation / crunchyroll merger still has missing anime never added back to the app the shut down of multiple studios + the end of destiny 2 despite wanting to focus on live service which is just code for focusing on gta6's online mode & nothing else like adding the years upon years upon years of extra added shady sony horsepiss not just playstation but sony as a whole the fuck am i expected to spend a SINGLE dime with them again

adding to the "you dont hate sony enough" they also announced today they are shutting down the ps3 & psvita digital marketplaces so fuck preservation of games for older consoles ig !!

New Pokemon character idea: old women NPC on a bench feeding Pidgey. Upon trying to talk to her you are instantly thrown into a battle where she has a team comprised entirely of level 100 early-route birds all holding leftovers

the next pokemon game will have no pokemon and cost $150

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

you ever think about how gta6 took so long to make that it became a meme but gta5 came out 2 years after skyrim and gta6 now has a release date while we still have not gotten confirmation of what TES6 setting will even be. do you ever think about that. i think about it a lot.

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

that one part in all that remains where hawke can spew the most venomous vitriolic shit about blood magic/magic just in general to merrill and anders and they just take it like they dont get mad or try to start an argument because they know hawke is speaking from grief. it clearly hurts merrills feelings but she still calmly and emphatically tells hawke she's sorry and offers them space. anders sits down and straight up tells them they can take it out on him if it makes them feel better. can anyone hear me