Slime Scholar

im playing the joja route in stardew valley and ive also stumbled into romancing shane and the vibe of that is. very funny to me. imagine falling in love with the charming local farm boy who helped you out of your alcoholism and then you find out he's only in town cause he's the biggest stan of the megacorp you work for. its. its an energy for sure.

the problem with playing disco elysium is that after you've played it you can't play it for the first time again. someone should fix this

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

in stardew valley for some reason the gifts you get from your parents change depending on the gender of your farmer (despite gender not really mattering for most of the game) and the early 500g you get as a girl farmer can be vital for certain challenge and speedruns. but also a lot of players prefer romancing the girl villagers. so consequentially so many of the challenge runs in the stardew valley community are fueled by lesbianism and i think thats beautiful.