nymph

is this how I find out about the bloodborne movie ?

“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked the Duffers and it turns out they also asked chatgpt

I almost prefer it to canon because Mike being allowed to run five whole seasons of this fuckass campaign brings me such joy . world's most average dnd storyline

She gave me a wagejob so hard I clocked out

guards ! appeal to that woman's special interest !

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for

the officallings are multiplying.

You have the plague. sorry

WHAT NO. YOU CANT GIVE ME BRAIN CANCER.

I said plague not brain cancer. Different things. Unfortunately we do need to amputate the leg. Sorry. 🪚

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

the anthem of a soulsborne player.