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naruto gets arrested

This doesn't make any sense. Iirc Hermione goes on a skiing trip during Christmas holidays in the order of the Phoenix, I also think she was only spending part of the summer with the Weasleys (not the entire summer). Given how broken up she was over charming her parents I sincerely doubt she would have done that

Ahhhh my sunshine baby <3 <3. You do you, Naru-kins, you do you. 

his wife stared at him coldly from across the table, smoking a cigarette. “the man I married didn’t draw Naruto yaoi.” she muttered through a cloud of smoke. he slam the table hard with his fist, spilling his apple juice “NARUTO YAOI PUTS NOTES ON THE TABLE, JESS” he retorted, but the words rang as hollow as his heart

#but his eyes says hospital

Its 4 am and I can’t sleep and I’m thinking about Sasuke with a service dog, Sasuke with a very serious minded dog to ease him out of dissociative episodes/panic attacks // of course the dog originally came from the Inuzukas and its the only tether both he and Kiba have towards each other They run into each other in public and Kiba is just like “hey!!!” but only to the dog, just talking directly to the dog with Sasuke standing right there, asks the dog how his day is going, he doesn’t pet him tho he knows he has a job to do

put a Ӝ and a character in my askbox and i'll tell you my gender/sexuality/romantic alignment headcanons for them