pure? what does it mean?

Female Vampire (1973) Jesús Franco

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

Coffee should taste likle roasted wood the good cups that is its all about charple of beans

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Pepper spraying your third eye

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Vladimir Nabokov was a prominent Heterosexual Faggot during the 20th century.

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe