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so it has been brought to my attention that rocky apparently can't take a compliment.
the concept of flustered rocky... vents steaming, carapace trembling, arms scrambling to hide himself... soft little trills and warbles slip out involuntarily...
now taking it a step further: what if the eridian prey response is just. freezing. rocky literally cant run away from grace... mmm
grace: haha this is kinda awkward
grace: but do you have like... a crush on me or something?
rocky: grace we have been mates for the last four years
grace: oh yeah
grace: so... is that a yes, or...
gracerocky wherein rocky calls grace dumb and stupid so much that grace decides to weaponize it. "oh silly me i forgot you were coming over today! dumb human brains, right?" "oh rocky humans are soooo stupid and inefficient, i don't know how to take my clothes off :(("
and eventually grace gets a kick out of pretending to be ditzy. "ooh rocky i forgot how to do this, can you run it down again? :((" "ugh human bodies are sooo inefficient, rocky pleaseee put sunscreen on my back for me~"
rocky eventually dials it back and he's like "no no no why grace pretending to be dumb, grace is the smartest human ever" and grace is like "you only call me smart when its convenient for u :/ i see how it is :/" and rockys like "noooooo grace is very smart" and grace is like "youre just saying that cuz you want me to do big science for you"
Don't they look slick together?
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This is fucking sick
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the internet was so slow back then too like fuck they waited an hour for some vomit porn to download and then the girl in the video starts taking her clothes off? i know they calmly logged off and went for a walk to chain smoke angrily
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i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can
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Eridians, on average, are 50 cm (19.7") tall. Adrian is a tall Eridian, they're huge! They're the equivalent of a 6'5" (195.5cm) human being!
Rocky, however, is shown in the movie to be closer to 80 cm (31.5"). This is astronomically large. This is the equivalent of an alien's first contact with humanity being a guy who's casually NINE FOOT ONE (280cm).
Anyway, this is my "Eridian Height Chart", enjoy.
You canβt call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.
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Will u ever make a gijinka/human Lady devoid π
big big big fan of platonically, horrendously codependant grace & stratt.
like it starts with sharing passwords and whatnot, but then they have the keys to each others' rooms. grace is glued to her side like they're conjoined twins. she brings him along to meetings to science translate like he's her emotional support dog. he brings her lunch because she always forgets. they both fall asleep working in one office or lab or another all the time.
eventually they straight-up form their own way of communication. grace can say something on the same level of incomprehensible as "carl and i made a baby" and stratt will respond with some obscure hand gesture, and both of them will completely understand. they hold entire conversations like that. one day ilyukhina pops her head in the door to ask grace a question, witnesses this, and wordlessly backs away. she'll ask dubois.
there's a betting pool going on on whether they're hooking up, but one day someone finds out that grace is aroace or something, and it becomes immediately and violently clear that something much more concerning is going on with them.
i don't know. just. yes
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i am imagining a very funny scenario where literally everyone working on project hail mary was down bad for grace. and he is so fucking oblivious about it. and slowly, everyone (except him) realizes that everyone else is also trying to come on to him. and they start taking notes and like, have a shared google doc for what they've tried so far. treating it like some fuckass science experiment. atp they're not even necessarily trying to get with him anymore they just want to know what it takes for him to notice!!
this conversation was the beginning of this thought btw:
dubois & shapiro (trying to see if they can get grace to join them): oh yeah we were totally just engaging in fun sexual intercourse in the bathroom :3
grace (THEE aroace of all time, NOT picking up what they are putting down): ooooookay...? why are you telling me this
dubois & shapiro, later: subject does not respond to references using scientific terminology for sexual congress. future studies may observe whether colloquialisms receive better results
if anyone cares i just landed a sick bottle flip with my dildo immediately post orgasm
