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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,
Human rocky and pebble grace
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grace: what does 🎶🎵🎶 mean?
rocky: that's "i love you" in eridian who is saying that to you lol
rocky: no seriously Who is saying that to you.
Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,
One might go so far as to say a type of woman,
20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,
this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened
ive caught myself speaking in 3s like rocky (good good good, etc) irl multiple times and often and idk if thats something i already do but didnt pay attention to until now or if rocky is actually rubbing his nasty carapace off on me
i started doing the "question" thing if that makes you feel less alone
it is literally so addicting its like tone tags if they were awesome, observation
im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭
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characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.
Me: (watching Project Hail Mary) "Man, Grace and Stratt are really close. I kinda can't tell if I'm supposed to ship them or not. I wonder if they're this weirdly close in the book?"
Every shingle character in Book!Project Hail Mary: "So Grace, are you and Stratt fucking or not?"
Grace: (Balancing Stratt's 6 coffees in one hand and signing off on all her important documents with the other) "I'M JUST HER LEAD SCIENTIST, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASSUMING IT'S SOMETHING WEIRD?!"
if liking feminine things as a man = gay
then liking feminine women as a man = gay
It's self evident that a true straight man is attracted to masculine women. Facts.
well lets not be reductive and gender essentialist here
I wonder if there are eridian teens out there making human-sona’s once grace gets well known on erid. What would they look like…
Giving their humansona cool scars in very random places, “That one on his armpit is because nobody watches him sleep and so the monster came and got him”
"grace, why is there glove on your door, question?"
"oh that's uh -- i put that on there when i need to remember something. so when i'm leaving i see it."
"oh, okay. this is human culture?"
"well, uh, no. just me."
"mmm. this is grace culture."
he laughs. "grace culture, yeah."
"so what grace need to remember?"
"ummmm... uhh.. i forget."
"not good system. grace culture not very advanced."
"hey, it works sometimes!"
-later-
"grace have attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, statement."
"don't you mean question?"
"no question. statement. rocky research on my portable earth thinking machine!"
"rockkk, what did i say about using webmd on me. you can't just be diagnosing me with stuff."
"apology. rocky will not use webmd to diagnose grace. even if grace has all symptoms of deadly cancer."
"i don't have cancer, rock. it tells everyone that."
grace gets up to leave.
"besides," he says, tapping rocky as he walks past him. "the earth doctors already told me i had adhd when i was 12."
rocky swears he heard him wink.
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im back with more stratt doodles
I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.
It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.
Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed
He does not. He says he's attracted to his male best friend but he never says the word "bisexual."
The first ever character to ever correctly and overtly identify a person as bisexual was Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire
Everyone here who hasn’t yet needs to see how fucking incredible this whole conversation is.
Snake: “He was at church when a bomb went off, got pierced by a crucifix, survived by drinking his family’s blood.”
Raiden: “So that’s why he’s called Vamp?”
Snake: “No it’s because he’s bisexual.”
Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.
306.765 (not 398.45)
bisexuality (not vampires)
