Cultivate Saplings

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

notice how everyones 30 now

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

I KNEW I had seen this exact same image before! Good old "Organisms On or Near Appropriate Signs" project.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

can you lez the fuck in

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.