Let's Get Drunk and Talk About Dinosaurs

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

do you gjys know about shane. shane from heated rivalry

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

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Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

Spraying this post with dodgeball repellent

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns