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Pizza saves lives. đ (via abc news / thesonofprince)
I am both touched and also horrified that Papa Johns could do what the emergency services apparently could not
Well, sure. If a pizza delivery driver doesnât do their job, they get fired.
Nothing sums up the experience of working in the service industry like the fact that a hurricane was not a good enough reason to call in to work
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one of those âeverybody in the country/world gets institutionally divided into extremely specific groupsâ style dystopian young adult novels but the groups are like, clowns, pro wrestlers, furries, and business ceos
so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dadâs side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doingâŚwe donât know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.Â
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like âpls put flowers on ur uncle samuelâs grave because heâs gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasnât alreadyâ because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like âok gran I can do thatâ bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesnât DESERVE THATÂ
i figure out which plot heâs on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.Â
HE GONE.Â
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.Â
*celine dionâs smash hit âmy heart will go onâ playing in the distance*Â
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.Â
Youâre pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, heâs been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
ââJust one episode left. What will you do after Yoiâs final ep?ââ
I canât believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?
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I wouldnât wear this shirt, would you? Add your thoughts.
Something I just noticedâŚshe doesnât know how to comb their hairâŚlol
batman au where everything is the same except instead of the batsignal commissioner gordon just plays holding out for a hero rly loud
i wish issues with daily hygiene due to mental illness were talked about more. i feel like itâs the elephant in the room when it comes to symptoms of debilitating disorders.
so iâm proud of everyone who brushed their teeth, washed their face, showered, and/or put on fresh underwear today. and itâs ok if you havenât done all or any of those (i know iâve only done the first two); iâm still so proud of you for managing and surviving another day. keep going youâre doin good.
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thereâs an 80,000 note post about making ocs for hamilton so Iâd like yall to know my oc is myself and I strangle thomas jefferson with my bare hands
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What the fk !!!
so jill ate her own adoption form
âgood luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuckâ
I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as âdoggy!â
It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any âfeatherless bipedâ and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, âBEHOLD A MAN!â
i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right
There are only seven kinds of animal, just fyi. My toddler has compiled a handy taxonomy:
âKittiesâ, self-explanatory, however this also includes anything smaller than a cow which is not readily identifiable, and is not aâ
âPupâ, a recent addition (thanks hop on pop), anything which is obviously a dog, although anything not obviously a dog is a kitty.
âCowâ, anything you would find in a barnyard is a cow. Goats, horses, Eeyore. Poor Eeyore. She knows Pooh and Tigger and Rabbit, and âCowâ.
âBirdiesâ, this kid is very good at identifying birdies, and also windows, the portal through which one sees the most birdies, which are naturally also called birdies.
âOwlsâ, we donât know why she knows how to identify owls, specifically. Some sort of strange baby power.
âBearsâ, which is good, itâs important to be able to say âomg thereâs a fucking bearâ so you can run away or play dead or whatever one does when one sees a bear. Also includes the teddy variety.
âHowmsâ, which are, thanks to an affinity for Big Cat Rescue and the fact that she likes to watch tiger videos, any and all big cats. They are named after her stuffed tiger, who was named with the word she used to use when she meant âmeowâ, back when she thought he was a âkittyâ. Cheetah? Howm. Leopard? Howm. Lion? Howm. Seahorses? For some reason also Howm. Theyâre all Howms.
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why do so many âicarus and the sunâ artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do yâall know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, yâall.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
âIcarus we just escaped prison donât ruin it by flying too close to the sunâ
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
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