pink pony blackpool combat club

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

salad is mostly items

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

unrestrained summer fun

nasa trying to eat the moon

Operation Pac Man is a go