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"She was probably just an innocent babe like me when she first became an X-man"

Chapters: 6/7 Fandom: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Azazel & Erik Lehnsherr, Hank McCoy & Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Azazel (X-Men), Hank McCoy, Sebastian Shaw, Emma Frost, Other X-Men Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen, Alternate Universe - Mr. & Mrs. Smith Fusion, Angst, Attempt at Humor, Hate Sex, Non-Linear Narrative, idk man this is just a mr & mrs smith cherik au, Charles Xavier is a Little Shit, Erik Lehnsherr Being an Asshole, but they’re both assholes so, Unreliable Narrator Summary:

“Now,” Mr Howlett says, and clicks his irritatingly pink pen. “How happy are you with your marriage? On a scale of one to ten.”

“Eight,” Charles says.

“That’s a rubbish scale,” Erik says. “You can’t fucking measure happiness on a scale. How are we supposed to know how much happiness differs between each number? What, are we just supposed to guess? Also, does one mean most happy or least happy? Also-”

Charles closes his eyes and looks like he wants to suffocate himself using one of the cushions.

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[Cherik Sounds of the music AU! - Charles was teaching literature at a Christian school but also secretly teaching his students about biology and evolution so he was kicked out. Sister Moira helped him find his new job as a governor/private tutor at the Lensher household. There he meets Capt. Erik and his six children(three adopted and three on his own). Charles quickly finds out that in this household the first rule is indeed discipline, but that rule will soon come to change.]

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