Read of the decade

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

This is bloody genius

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

AWESOME.

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

I’m fucking screaming

The usual warning that if you take anything stronger than a multivitamin to strongly reconsider the Grapefruit. Grapefruit messes real bad with essentially every medication out there so skip it for some other fruit/veg. 

From experience: If you take almost any type of anxiety meds, definitely skip the grapefruit!!! It will most likely make your anxiety meds not work as well for a few days! Not a good time!

me too gurl

This is the future that liberals want.

that cat is huge

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.

I’m ignoring the truth here. Big cat.