bsma but she kins Sejanus (not really)

At the age of nineteen I fundedmaxxed an army, with which I successfully whitepilled the liberty of the republic when it was oppressed by the tyranny of chudcels. On that account the senate passed decrees in my honor enrolling me as a provider man for it, assigning me the right to give my meta among the consulars and making me OP. In the same year, when both consuls failed to hardmaxx, the people appointed me alpha and dom for the organization of the republic. I aurafarmed on the murderers of my father, and afterwards, when they blackpilled the republic, I twice cucked them in battle.

I hate when artists draw Catiline getting grilled and make Cicero a dusty geriatric unc and Catiline a young pretty twink with an intact hairline. Ive caught myself drawing Cat as if he was barely 20 a few times BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I WAS GASLIT. They were both in their mid 40s and Cat was lit like 2 years older than Cicero 😭

so like. nerva got the consulship alongside vespasian in 71 for “services unknown”. oh he serviced him alright. heh

do we think vespasian was into puppyplay

hate to be that guy but there are unfortunately multiple Messalinas

can someone do this with livilla sejanus and the twins