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I wouldn't say they're exactly the same. Both are about revealing a truth the listener would rather not hear, but on what they differ is in how the listener reacts to the information. The scroll of truth showcases a listener that rejects the truth, whereas the Spider-Man one showcases a listener that accepts the truth even though it pains them. You can use them interchangeably, of course you can. But using the right one for the right occasion will help you make a meme that's more relatable for more people

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

I’ve never heard a dog literally enunciate Woof before

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

I'm pretty sure what they mean is the people walking around in Puppy Play masks and the like. Nice try though.

You saw someone with a puppy mask in public??? Ohhhh my godddd should we call the news??? Should we call you an ambulance???

Teenage girls wear collars on The Voice. People only have trouble with it when gay men or trans people do it, for some reason.

Earlier in your day you reblog this, the funnier it is

I mean, I originally posted it at like 8:15 in the morning.

7.07 am

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.