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Vampire girls in burqas using them to go out into the sun. stay with me here,

do u bite necks? have u bitten necks? will u bite necks? when will u bite necks?

drinking blood isn't even that bad really. they can make more

vampire buddy road trip. a group of formerly youthful turnlings (now middle-aged vampires in their own right) take a poignant journey to visit their once-ferocious Vampiric Sire in a Floridian Retirement Home

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

“vampires suck” yeah and they swallow too btw

my "blood arouses me a normal and not at all perverted amount" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions at the blood donor center that are already answered by the t-shirt

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way