Lavender In The Limelight

Hi, I'm Lavender: the writer of this... blog, I guess? I write headcanons for Sans AUs mostly, and some one-shots on the side!

I'm pretty open to requests, but here's my few rules:

I like to keep my readers gender-neutral (I do write for things like period comfort, pregnancy, etc.)

If you want romantic or platonic, ask specifically or I'll take some freedom to pick myself

No non-medical drug use, alcohol, poly, or smut requests, please! It makes me uncomfortable.

If you're not sure if your ask is too spicy, feel free to send it and ask me, I'll be happy to let you know!

The more AUs you ask for, the longer its going to take for me to write them! I have not forgotten you, I'm just working on it. That, or it will be one of my 'grouped' headcanons, which aren't as detailed as individual headcanons

My ao3 name is LavenderInTheLimelight, if you want to look for my longer Fics. I don't usually post on Sundays (church) and may randomly vanish for a week or two (chronic illness), so a heads up on that.

Oh, and, yes. I know I will write an answer or make a statement that sounds weird/blunt/robotic/formal/other-word-for-unusual sometimes. It's just how I talk.

Bye 👋

Edit: Can’t believe I have to add this. Do not ask me about political debates or anything similar. This is an entertainment blog where I make headcanons about fictional characters. Not a place for you to debate with me or anyone else about things they’re not comfortable with discussing.

Nickname List: https://www.tumblr.com/error404lavendernotfound/815283188135051264/hi-i-noticed-that-you-write-for-multiple?source=share

Current One-shot Series:

Killer! Reader x Sans AUs (Dream, Ink, Reaper, Swad, Red, Swan, Killer, Nightmare, ) [Headcanons, Platonic Pairs, Nothing's New: The Story]

alt f4 life bc I broke up with him after he slammed me against some lockers in school and almost choked me during passing period when I was tryna get him to class.

He would stand out my bedroom window at night and I wouldn’t sleep in case he tried smt.

How would the aus react to that with S/O?

(Dw I’m okay I got his ass in trouble with many people so he’s not a problem anymore ☺️)

-🌠

Hi! 👋

😬 that sounds terrifying. I’m really glad you’re safe now.

Have you ever seen a human kick ball? *inserts image of asshole-ex* You have now seen a human kick ball. He’s also hyper aware of his own ‘stalker-ish’ tendencies because of this and tries to reign himself in, just a tad. 

Swan, Pale, Syrah, Horror, Dust, Swap, Error, Fresh, Red

He doesn’t want to think about what he’d do if he ever met your ex. Instead, he tries to focus on loving you as much and as effectively as possible. And maybe he doesn’t tell you why he suddenly decided extra dark curtains and a borderline illegally dangerous security system is such a wonderful idea.

Comic, Blue, Heart, Reaper, Outer, Dream, Ink, Ccino, Cross, Passive

… I’m fairly certain reporting what they want to do to him would get this post reported. Let’s just say ✨many unpleasant things ✨ and leave it at that. As for you, he gets a lot more protective than he normally would be.

If it’s not too much could I request romantic Cross and Classic sans with a reader with limbs like Skirk from Genshin Impact? Like the corruption you’d call it I guess creeps up their arm and hands, dark and faintly twinkles like the night sky.

I imagine reader can’t feel touch through the corruption so they get kind of emotional if the skeletons make an effort to cup their cheek or hold their shoulders where the corruption isn’t present.

Hi!👋

They definitely are!

Cross

He can’t get over how pretty you look with a literal night sky on your skin. You’ll catch him staring so often. He’s obsessed by too shy to say anything most days-

When he learns you can’t feel very well through your condition, he makes an effort to put a hand on your back whenever you’re out together instead of the traditional hand holding 

He sometimes makes the joke that you look a bit like his boss, though you’ve never met the monster he works for, so you can’t really tell if it’s a compliment or a playful insult 

Comic

You’re getting the cheesiest night themed pun-nicknames known to mankind, monsterkind, and any others out there

He does, in fact, make the biggest effort to touch places you can actually feel. He messes with your hair, pokes your cheeks, and bumps against you gently when he wants your attention.

Killer 

Him:

Surprisingly traditional proposal, nice restaurant, the flowers, kneeling and everything 

Don’t let him fool you, his hands are shaking so hard that he’s been scared of dropping the ring box

You:

Was so confused by why you were acting suspicious, so he poked around on your internet history 

He sees rings and immediately logs out with the most confused mix of emotions he’s ever had 

Honestly he’s dying every day you wait to ask him

Cross 

I literally can’t see the proposal going any other way:

You both get rings, you’re both getting ready to propose during a date…

And then you turn around and you’re both holding ring boxes.

“You-“ “and you!” “Did we both?”

And now you’re both giggling and asking who should go first

Error 

Him:

Looks at you one day and says, “We good to be married yet?”

You say yes? He nods and now you’re his spouse in his mind

You say no? He nods and thinks there’s some more stuff you two have to do first. What? He doesn’t know, but he’s not going to risk looking stupid and asking.

You:

Smirks and says that you ‘obviously couldn’t resist his charm’ and takes the ring with a slightly giddy smile 

He’s astoundingly smug about the whole thing

Passive 

Him:

The question rushes out so fast that you can’t make heads or tails of it 

The ring helps you grasp the context though

Nearly faints in relief when you say yes

You:

Stunned silence just long enough for you to feel awkward then he grabs your hand and looks between the ring and your face multiple times 

“Really? You want me?”

Drink water

Stretch your poor back

So, small background. Someone sent in an ask about if the Sanses had an s/o who had been suicidal at one point and has a lot of visible scars, but is now receiving the help they need. It’s a bit close to home for me, so I’ve been taking my time with it. The Ask has vanished from my inbox, but I still really want to make this series, so here you go:

Red

This guy’s guard dog behavior will go up a notch. The idea that he may have lost you before even meeting you makes him hyper aware of anything that could take you away from him.

He makes an effort to be even softer around you than he normally would, and tries to avoid any triggers that you might have 

Doesn’t care much about your scars, he’s got a fair share of scaring himself, but if someone makes you feel bad about them he’s going to knock their teeth out 

Heart 

Sassy supportive best friend mode has been activated. You can do no wrong (unless it’s something self destructive) and he will cheerleader you through everything. It’s almost embarrassing 

It takes him a bit to adjust to the sight of your scars, but he does so remarkably quickly and has thrown his left high heel at a man for making a joke about them

He’s a big believer in support systems and community, so be prepared for him to try and help you make lots of loving friends. 

Geno

Slightly more careful about his insults and snappiness, but his overall behavior won’t change much 

He’s got a melted skull and track marks from his experiments; he gets scars. He might not talk you you about them much, but he sure will make anyone who comments on them wish they’d never been born 

Fresh 

Doesn’t fully understand depression or suicidal thoughts, but gets it enough to know that it’s not a healthy mental state 

He looks to you for requests and guidance on how to help you through good days and bad ones 

Scars aren’t a thing he really notices, switching bodies so often, so you’ll have to point them out to him for him to even realize 

Geno

Him:

Asks out of nowhere. No ring. No drama. Just curiosity.

The smuggest he’s ever been when someone asks about his s/o and he gets to correct them that it’s fiancé 

You:

He blinks at you lazily and says yes very casually, like you asked about eating out rather than marriage 

He’s freaking out mentally though

Watch him straight up snarl at anyone that tries to touch his ring

Fresh 

Him: 

He shows up at your doorstep at five freaking a.m. in a frantic mess because he’s just learned that humans have some weird ceremony to say they’re life-long partners 

Which made him realize that you probably think he’s not serious, considering he hasn’t popped the question 

It’s all very frantic and confusing for both of you, but somehow you walk away with a fiancé 

You:

So confused

Sure? He already thought you two were in a permanent relationship, but weddings sound like fun!

Cherrybomb

Him:

Stares at you for over an hour, unusually silent and serious 

“You need something, baby?”

“I… want to marry you.”

“okay?”

“Do you want to marry me?”

“… yeah, I do.”

Immediately brightens up, “Mwehehehe! I’ll go find I ring!”

You:

Flying into your arms before you finish the question 

Very excited 

Literally everyone he meets knows he’s engaged. He can’t stop talking about it for longer than five minutes 

Dream 

Him:

He’s not very subtle. It’s hard not to know what he’s doing when he specifically asks for your ring size (but somehow he still thinks he’s being sneaky)

He spends ages trying to figure out the right time to ask

Eventually it eats away at him so much that he just rolls over when you’re half asleep and blurts it out

You:

He’s literally speechless for a solid ten minutes. Every time he tries to say something it comes out as a squeaky strangled noise 

It’s kind of hard to look directly at him with how much he’s glowing 

-🎧

Hiiii! 👋

I’m glad you’re doing well; I missed you! Job hunting really is such a pain. I’m thinking about picking up a second job but I don’t want to go through all the effort again 😭

S/O has been acting really dang giddy for the past couple of days but will not let their Skele know whats up... Then the Sans probably goes scrounging around in the snack cabinet and finds a sticky note with their name and a thing S/O likes/loves about them - and there's multiple notes hidden throughout the house.

Henlo btws :]

Hiii! 👋

This is. So Cute. I love it.

Awwww! He’s walking on cloud 9 for days. He’s practically hunting for those notes like a child after Easter eggs. Now he has to do something nice for you!

Blue, Heart, Outer, Dream, Ink, Passive 

“You are so childish.” Proceeds to spend the next 24 hours hunting down every note and carefully saving them to look at whenever he feels down.

Red, Geno, Syrah, Nightmare, Dust, Error, Shattered

Pretends not to notice and leaves them be. He only takes a note when he randomly comes across them. It makes his day every time.

Ccino, Fresh, Comic, Reaper, Horror, Cross, Swan, Pale

Can you get any cuter?! You shall be squeeze-hugged until your ribs creak. He may have just fallen in love with you all over again.

Request! How would the boys react if they were contacted by a hospital(sci?) that told them their partner had been attacked and wounded? Like, they were beaten up and/or stabbed. That's also how the skeles learn they are their so's emergency contact.

I love these guys but seeing them suffer is just 😔👌

Tysm!

Hiii! 👋

He can’t bother with being touched right now because he’s too busy freaking out and fussing over you.  

Comic, Blue, Heart, Outer, Dream, Ccino, Horror, Cross, Template

He’s both panicked and befuddled, because, really? He’s the first person you want notified? You have a sad life if he’s your best choice for emergency contact (or so he says)

Passive, Dust, Cherrybomb, Fresh, Red, Swan

He’s fully aware of his status as your emergency contact and was probably the one who insisted on it. He’s there before the person calling can even hang up.

Swap, Geno, Syrah, Pale, Swad, Error

He’s caught between seething that someone dared to attack you and surprised but pleased that you trust him enough to be your emergency contact.

Hii! 👋

Him: “You need help.” 

You: *sips more poison* “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Geno, Red, Outer, Dream, Swap, Dust, Ccino, Swan

Immediately hides all poisonous substances in the house from you. “Nope, not healthy. I don’t care if you’re fine! This is a no poisoning zone!”

Cherrybomb, Blue, Heart, Killer, Horror, Cross, Swad, Passive, Template

Finds it absolutely fascinating how you can process it without ill effects. Are you like some creatures who steal poison from other sources and then use it for self defense? Is there some sort of nutritional value in it for you? Are you just weird?

Comic, Plum, Nightmare, Bill, Shattered

Just. Doesn’t react. If it’s not making you sick or killing you, he doesn’t care. 

Have you considered adding Delta Sans to your list? I don’t see a lot of Delta Sans x reader things here, it’s totally fine if not tho!

Hi! 👋

Look, sometimes he just wants a ratty old shirt he can ruin without feeling bad, but otherwise, sure. Have fun with it. Fancy’s really not his thing, but he definitely appreciates your work (especially when it gives him an excuse to not go shopping).

Swap, Red, Comic, Outer, Fresh

Fully comfortable with this situation. He has no reason to not like your fashion choices, and he always loves a reason to show off. The fact that he doesn’t have to deal with tailors and/or sales people is just an added bonus.

Nightmare, Syrah, Plum, Swad, Heart

While his sense of style is different from yours, he definitely loves showing off your work and bragging about having an s/o that is so talented.

Killer, Shattered, Error, Template, Bill, Reaper

So overwhelmed by the number of options you give him. He feels like he’d end up ruining them. That being said, he’s definitely got his personal favorite pieces that he wears often.

Blue, Geno, Cherrybomb, Cross, Swan, Ink

If you’re willing to make it as functional as possible and maybe tone down the fancy, he’s content. He’s not comfortable in the full on glamorous outfits, but he does love the fact that you took the time to make him something yourself.

S/O decided to test out a bunch on lip sticks, seeing if they will leave a mark or not. But! They decided to test it out on...the Sanses! So now the sans are getting kisses galore in various shades of color all over they're faces and skull, its to the point where they're more lipstick mark than skeleton lol!

"Hmm, maybe this one will work?" *smooch* "nope, maybe this one!" *mwah* "this ones one, definitely this one!" *kiss*

Hi! 👋

Also HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY SURPRISE!!!/j I’d been planning on a lipstick prank set for a few weeks now, so you can have the first group 😂

You pull the Lipstick Prank On Him (Part 1)

Killer

You actually managed to catch him by surprise!

It was early (for him) in the morning and you were doing your makeup while he sat half dozing off already. (It was a no coffee day)

He had expected to sit with his cats and snooze till you kicked him awake.

He had not expected to hear you yell from the bathroom: “Hey, babe? I need help blotting my lipstick!”

Blotting… he knew that one. With a heavy sigh and a pout, he heaved himself off the couch to bring you a paper towel. That would work right?

You grinned at him in the mirror as he handed you the paper towel with a suitably dramatic flourish, if only to hear you laugh.

“My hero.” You chuckled, but, instead of taking it, you grabbed his face and started pressing kisses all over his face.

Killer suddenly found himself very awake and very frozen under a sudden assault. 

Error

It started with you asking if it was a good touch day

He should have said ‘no’. Probably should have asked more questions. Like ‘why?’. You were making him soft

You pulled out over a dozen lip products and said your friend needed them tested for smudge resistance 

Not seeing how he factored into this, but in a generous mood, he agreed to help with whatever you needed 

“Alright! Just fi-“ You shrieked in surprise as you flipped upside down, tangled up in strings before you could even finish your sentence.

You hung there in confusion as your boyfriend, face absolutely covered in kisses, reached out for your remaining test products. “We’re switching.”

“Huh?”

Brace yourself 🫡

Dust

Look, he was having a bad day and he wanted nothing more than cuddles and kisses. 

He deserved it, he didn’t even kill anyone!

Most graciously, you were more than willing to give him his reward. Which was good, because he gets grumpy without his daily dose of affection 

You stopped your wonderful assault rather suddenly, tensing up in his arms.

At first Dust’s mind went to ‘threat’, but your bright red face told another story. 

“Sorry!” You squeaked, suddenly scrambling for the tissues on the other end of the room.

But Dust was way too comfortable to just let you go. You yelped as he firmly yanked you back by the waist with a grumble. “‘S wrong?”

Your face, if at all possible, managed to get redder. Should he worry about your blood pressure soon? It was a cute expression, but he didn’t need you passing out on him.

“I-I, uh,” you cleared your throat half heartedly, “forgot I was wearing lip gloss.”

Dust glanced down at your lips to see a smudged glittery substance on them.

Oh.

Bill

He knows what you’re doing. You know that he knows. And he knows that you know that he knows.

And you’re both just ignoring that and having fun with your little prank

The pink and red clashes with the yellow lining of his hoodie, and frankly makes him look ridiculous, but you doubt he cared

“I hope you know that this is staying on for a while, Toots.” Bill hummed, somehow flopping even deeper into your lap despite already being plastered to you. 

“It better.” You chuckled, pressing a particularly dark shade against the edge of his eye socket. “My lips are gonna be so raw from all these products.”

Thank you and take care

Hi! 👋

Always seems to notice when you start getting overwhelmed. It’s almost uncanny how often he picks up on it. Especially when he immediately cuts whatever he’s doing/saying and just appears next to you. Apparently, it is time to go home now, consequences be damned. You shall be shuffled away from whatever you’re doing and taken away to a blissfully dark and quiet living room. 

Nightmare, Dream, Killer, Swad, Swan, Shattered, Template, Syrah, Plum, Bill

He has his own sensory issues, so seeing you overstimulated sends him into mother hen levels of brooding. He is getting you out of this situation right freaking now. He will growl, he will bite, he is getting you away from whatever is overwhelming you. You’re going to find yourself on a rooftop somewhere with his jacket over your head as he waits for you to calm down.

Red, Horror, Error, Dust, Fresh, Geno, Cherrybomb, Blue

He’s quietly leading you away by the hand. He’s an expert at finding quiet places to sit and relax. If you want to lean on him while you take a breather, he’s more than happy to do his best to ward off anyone who might interrupt your winding down time.

Brush your teeth

Take a deep breath 

Hi! 👋

So I do have one about an s/o who talks to animals! It’s under a ‘Disney princess’ s/o!

Hallelujah and pass the popcorn! You two have some shows to watch!

Error, Geno, Template, Bill, Heart

“Nooooo!” He can’t stand soap operas of any kind. He just can’t keep up with all the drama.

Red, Blue, Outer, Swap, Swan, Horror

He’s not a fan of tv in general, so he’ll probably just cuddle you and entertain himself while you’re watching.

Reaper, Dream, Ink, Swad, Passive, Shattered, Pale

As long as it’s not the only thing you two watch, he’s cool with it. Telenovelas aren’t his favorite, but that doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy one or two.