love enough to fill me up

I'm going to be overseas and without consistent Internet connection starting TOMORROW for nine days so is there anyone who can help me raise Lola's $150 rent and also food for the next week or so as quickly as possible through the PayPal and Cashapp? I want to give as much as I can now bc it'll be harder when I don't have Internet.

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

when a man cuts his long hair and gets short hair it is like when a unicorn loses its horn. you are just a horse now

There is a (high) chance I will be returning to my old job before the end of the month is up 🙏 i still will not have September's rent by the 1st but i will adjust what i need once i have more info!

ID: screenshot of a tumblr text that reads "(trying to explain baseball in a way that compels you) so the pitcher and catcher have a sort of boy king and sworn loyal knight situation going on"

Dirt on baseball uniforms is a type of lingerie

if there’s one thing 90s scifi loves it’s bdsm-coding its villains

though to be fair to 90s scifi writers i think a lot of them also wanted to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens because scifi writers in general are massive perverts. two things can be true at once etc etc

i get that it is recreationally fun to whine and hate. i support all whiners and haters and i agree nintendo should be bankrupted and have to sell all its games for negative ninety dollars. but if new mario games are $80 i just think its really easy to not buy new mario games. like when peoplare like "games are 1 squillion dollars" im like okay maybe for you if you want to buy the new zelda or cod the day of release. for Me, video games are like $15. sometimes $0

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as