Here We Are

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

Toxic loustat isn't enough i need Louis to kill several people in cold blood because he felt like it.

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"