Fatal Vampire Juggalo Barn Accident

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

he's going to count all 1,001 arabian nights

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

The irony of her line "goodness knows the wicked die alone" when she now knows she is going to die alone without Fiyero or Elphaba.