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Types As: Vonnegut Quotes

To All Types: “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.”

– Honestly guys, these are all great quotes that I had the pleasure of procuring. Please give them all a read if you get the chance.

INTJ: “New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.”

“Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!”

“If somebody says, ’‘I love you,” to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? “I love you, too. ”“

INTP: “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

“Science is magic that works.”

INFJ: “Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded this sweet life-supporting planet - the only one in the whole Milky Way - with a century of transportation whoopee.”

“1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them… The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.”

INFP: “The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake.”

“I don’t plot my books rigidly, follow a preconceived structure. A novel mustn’t be a closed system - it’s a quest.”

ISTJ: “People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.”

“My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV.”

ISTP: “We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.”

“Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.”

ISFP: “Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”

“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”

ISFJ: “What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.”

“How embarrassing to be human.”

ENTJ: “There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.”

“That is my principal objection to life, I think: It’s too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.”

ENTP: “The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”

“Find a subject you care about and which you feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.”

ENFP: “Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.”

ENFJ: “The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms"

“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.“

ESTJ: “People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they’ll have good voice boxes in case there’s ever anything really meaningful to say.”

“Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?”

ESTP: “Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”

“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.”

ESFJ: “One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”

“We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don’t even have to as a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.“

ESFP: "I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.”

“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe. OR “It’s a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life.”

Mbti: hero personality

Entp: No one knows if they are the villain or not. They don’t know either. Pretty cocky

Infj: Got to save everyone even the villain.

Istp: Cyborg lol

Intp: Stereotypical mad scientist. Has ugly hair.

Estp: Questionable morals. Flirts with everyone. Too cool for you. Fights for the thrill

Entj: Rich person that decided to use their money out of boredom

Intj: Thinks they look rly cool even tho they don’t. Don’t work with anyone. Wants to go home

Istj: Done with this 100%. Feels like they are responsible for something so they have to stay. Leaves early

Isfj: Everyone can count on them to come to the rescue. Thank God for them

Isfp: Got bored with their everyday live, now they are trying their best to be of help. Is always too late

Infp: Wanted to help but regrets this. Probably a sidekick

Estj: Boss of something. Don’t dare question their authority

Enfj: Perfect. Well known. Hair is on point always. Morals are not questionable. Holds unneaccary speeches

Esfj: Doesn’t want to kick ass alone since that’s not fun. Well known too.

Esfp: Wayy too loud. Could never be a spy. Never has a plan but gets shit done anyways.

Enfp: You think they have no idea what they are doing, but they kinda do. Pretty quick to arrive to a scene.

Enneagram: super power

1w9: Power Mimicry

1w2: Illusions

2w1: Healing

2w3: Charm

3w2: Hypnosis

3w4: Shape-shifting

4w3: Witchcraft

4w5: Telepathy

5w4: Super Intelligence

5w6: Telekinesis

6w5: Intangibility

6w7: flight

7w6: transportation

7w8: flexibility

8w7: Super stamina

8w9: Super strength

9w8: Time manipulation

9w1:Invisibility

Tritype: power bonus

1-fix: +Enhanced Endurance

2-fix: +Ability to call helpful creature during fight

3-fix: +Enhanced Dexterity

4-fix: +Ability to recover to a more powerful form ones defeated(only ones!)

5-fix: +360 degree vision

6-fix: +Spider sense

7-fix: +Dowsing(ability to locate objects/people)

8-fix: +Heals themselves(can be defeated if not given enough time to recover)

9-fix: +Enhanced resistance against attacks

Variant: Outfit

Sx-blind: Best Outfit. Practical. Mask covers half your face. People can take you seriously.

So-blind: edgy with cape and mask that covers whole face but eyes. Outfit is mostly black.

Sp-blind: Your colour combo hurts my eyes. Mask only covers eyes. Not very helpful in battle, but looks very much like out of a comic.

Sx-dom: +cleavage ;)

Sp-dom: +useful gear

Let’s see.

INTP: Stereotypical Mad Scientist. Has ugly hair (I’m still not a scientist but I am crazy and I don’t think that’s actually good) (Also messed up hair and it never gets straight)

5w4: Super Intelligence (Wow, I’m honoured. lol)

4-fix: Ability to recover to a more powerful form once (only once) (Am I a Pokemon now which can Mega-Evolve?)

So-blind: Edgy with cape and mask that covers whole face but eyes. Outfit is mostly black. (HOOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS AMAZING AF- wait, wasn’t I supposed to be a scientist?)

ESTP: Someone ever bullied you? If yes, was there a reason?

INFJ: Did you ever went to a therapist? Did you enjoyed it?

ESTJ: Do you drive? If yes, slow or fast?

ENFP: Do you like physical touch? If no, why not?

ESFJ: Do you easily try new food?

ESFP: Ever got drunk? If yes, which "kind of drunk" are you?

ISTP: How do you handle annoying people?

ENTJ: Your biggest goal?

INTP: Do you fear the dark? If yes, why?

INTJ: Your thoughts about school?

ISTJ: If you have one, do you enjoy your job? Why yes/not?

ENTP: Do you get easily bored? If yes, are you innovative enough to get out from the situation?

INFP: What do you enjoy doing during the day?

ISFP: What do you wish you could do in this exact moment?

ENFJ: Where do you like to get a kiss?

(Disclaimer: Not all of my advice will apply to all of the people of whatever type I’m speaking to at the moment, it’s just a trend I’ve noticed in my intuitive friends.)

INFJ: You guys have a very fine line between being completely self absorbed, or caring for others so much that your own health suffers. You gotta learn how to be balanced, my dudes.

ENFJ: You’re um… A bit bad when it comes to dealing with your own feelings. I know you hate to hear this, but try to think about things objectively before acting on your emotions. Or, have your favorite NT do it for you!

ENFP: You need a little bit of help putting things in perspective for yourselves when things start going bad. You tend to get caught up in an attitude of self pity, and while this can be healthy in regards to venting, it’s bad when that’s all you can think about. Just remember that things could always be worse, and not everyone is purposely going out of their way to make you miserable. Sometimes people are really just that ignorant of the effect they might have in your life.

INFP: Similar to ENFPs, you guys tend to get caught up in your own feelings when things happen. I’ve also noticed that you tend to take things very personally, and then just bottle it all up inside, and it’s just not healthy (I know that’s rich coming from the type that are easily the champions of bottling up emotions, but hear me out). Just try to remember that 9 times out of 10, someone isn’t trying to offend you. Try to think of things from different perspectives before getting upset about something.

ENTJ: Even if you don’t agree with someone’s opinion, try to hear them out. Even if you maintain your own opinion, sometimes seeing things from someone else’s point of view can be useful and help improve your own opinion.

INTJ: What can I say? We’re perfect. Totally don’t have any problems that we have to deal with, we’re completely emotionless robots and okay by this time the other types have stopped reading so now I get to say that it’s okay if you open up to someone every once in a while. I know it’s difficult, and letting someone actually hear how you feel is almost like just opening your chest and inviting someone to stab you in the heart, but it’s okay, and it’s not always going to end badly.

ENTP: If you guys keep procrastinating like you do, it’s eventually going to catch up with you. I’m just saying. Like, honestly I admire your ability to completely fake your way through your entire academic life, but just be careful because if you don’t keep it in check, it could seriously be bad for you guys.

Did a silly little thing to illustrate some differences between extraverted feeling and introverted feeling!

WHAT ARE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS?

1w9

1w2

2w1

2w3

3w2

3w4

4w3

4w5

5w4

5w6

6w5

6w7

7w6

7w8

8w7

8w9

9w8

9w1

Type 1 core motivators

- To be able to continuously improve themselves without feeling they have done something wrong

- To be more consistently compassionate and attuned to others

- To be less critical of themselves on such a continuous basis

- To relax, have more fun, and feel more serene, especially when mistakes are made and/or things feel out of control

Type 2 core motivators

- To feel less exhausted and depleted

- To better help and serve others

- To develop relationships in which they can truly count on others

- To be able to say no without feeling guilty, anxious, or angry

- To be less dependent on the responses of others and more reliant on their own sense of real inner strength and solidity

Type 3 core motivators

- To feel more successful without feeling the pressure of always having to prove themselves

- To have better, more meaningful, and longer-lasting relationships

- To be able to relax and just be, without feeling the need to constantly impress others

- To experience themselves at a deeper level

- To find out what they really want for themselves, apart from what they believe their goals should be based on their social context

Type 4 core motivators

- To help them know more about themselves at the deepest levels and become more truly self-accepting

- To make lasting connections with others that can be sustained without having to constantly engage in deep, meaningful interactions

- To be less volatile, emotional, and reactive

- To feel more capable of making things happen and to manifest their dreams rather than feeling that things happen to them

Type 5 core motivators

- To truly know themselves better using a systematic framework

- To better understand and anticipate the feelings of others

- To feel more comfortable and have more predictability when interacting with others

- To be better acknowledged in the organization for their talents and skills

Type 6 core motivators

- To feel more secure, certain, and confident

- To be less reactive and more in control of themselves

- To be able to truly trust themselves and others to make good decisions and to take care of situations

- To not have to hide their anxieties, which includes not feeling anxious so frequently, thus having less of a need to hide their reactions

Type 7 core motivators

- To learn something exciting and personally beneficial

- To read others better and develop deeper and more consistent empathy

- To transform their ideas into reality

- To be taken more seriously by others

- To feel more complete as a person

Type 8 core motivators

- To know the truth from the widest perspective possible

- To understand others psychologically

- To feel less guilty for their own behavior and less responsible for other people

- To feel strong even when feeling vulnerable or weak

- To manage their vast energy without imploding or exploding

Type 9 core motivators

- To express themselves clearly and directly and to have greater influence and more authority than they might normally

- To have a strong, deeply held sense of personal power so that they feel empowered to take effective action

- To transform conflict into deeper and more connected relationships instead of avoiding it

- To work with other people from a sense of fully understanding both themselves and others

Just came across a picture of Konrad Zuse. In his home in 1985.

That guy invented the first programmable computer in the world. That was in 1941. That was way before there were even transistors, that are now the main part in all electrical curcuits. There was no television at home.

He lived until 1995. There were computers everywhere. The www connected the world. Everyone was using office programmes at home that could handle more computing than his first computer. Children used computers to play Doom and such things, while others wrote their own programmes.

Because I think they’re funnnn

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Enfj

Entj

Infj

Intj

Enfp

Infp

Entp

Intp

Ooooh, quick and fun post.  For those of you who have sent in asks about type descriptions/contrasts recently–answers are coming soon!  I just need to set a little bit of time aside to write them out.

But for now, superpowers.  Along with a couple examples of characters who have each power.  Some of these kind of go hand in hand, but I distinguished them in order to underscore the functions they kind of represent.

ISTJ Ice Manipulation (Iceman from X-Men, Elsa from Frozen)

ISFJ Memory Manipulation (Professor X, The Haitian from Heroes)

INFJ Precognition (Angela Petrelli from Heroes, Destiny from X-Men)

INTJ Telekinesis (Jean Grey, Apocalypse from Marvel)

ISTP Flight (Superman, Angel from X-Men)

ISFP Weather Manipulation (Storm from X-Men, Thor)

INFP Invisibility (Invisible Woman from Fantastic Four, Violet from The Incredibles)

INTP Teleportation (Nightcrawler, Blink from X-Men)

ESTP Pyrokinesis/Fire Manipulation (Pyro from X-Men, Human Torch from Fantastic Four)

ESFP Elasticity (Mr. Fantastic, Mrs. Incredible from The Incredibles)

ENFP Shapeshifting (Mystique from X-Men, Beast Boy from DC)

ENTP Illusion Creation/Manipulation (Mastermind from Marvel, Loki from Thor)

ESTJ Power Mimicry/Absorption (Rogue from X-Men, Peter Petrelli from Heroes)

ESFJ Empathy/Emotional Manipulation (Raven from DC, Lockheed from X-Men)

ENFJ Telepathy (Jean Grey, Professor X, Matt Parkman from Heroes)

ENTJ Time Manipulation (Hiro Nakamura from Heroes, Tempo from X-Men)

INTJ - Ice Dragon

INFJ - Phoenix

INTP - Vampire

INFP - Unicorn

ENTJ - Basilisk

ENFJ - Mermaid

ENTP - Genie

ENFP - Centaur

ISTJ - Werewolf

ISFJ - Elf

ISTP - Siren

ISFP - Pixie

ESTJ - Gryffin

ESFJ - Faerie

ESTP - Demon