MBTI: INTJ

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

is there any look hotter than disheveled and slightly bloody

um?? dishevelled and slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin

Ahem. Dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously

for your consideration: dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously, and kneeling

the cure is to kiss your cat on the top of their head

date a dork who makes your cheeks hurt from smiling too much

Before living in New York I would have been like “this is hilarious”. After, this is the kind of bullshit that annoys the fuck out of me. Some of us don’t have the choice not to use public transport and harassing people on it is disgusting and unethical for a lot of reasons. Literally there are so many scenarios where this kind of behavior can have real, damaging effects and it comes from a place of privileged for people to pull shit like this. I don’t care if this video is fake or something, people really do be pulling this kind of shit.

parents be like “i know my erratic anger is terrifying and traumatizing to you but you going to your room to feel safe is making me feel like shit”

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, to be an English professor at a private college sipping tea in my study while passionately grading the creative writing assignments my dedicated students had turned in earlier that afternoon.

in the springtime i feel little flowers grow in my heart too

I put the Bi in Biohazard