"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

head in hands. i understand portal better than literally everyone

portal, a feminist narrative about silencing women, dehumanization, rape, and treating humans as expendable, would not have humanoid glados or talking chell. glados being non-humanoid and chell not talking are part of the narrative and when you change them you’re losing the meaning and themes of the story entirely.

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

whatever lol (in tears)