Stone the fuck up.

I am having a "time" right now. I don't like it. It's stupid and I hate it. And I know that's ridiculous to say, I'm a goddamn adult, but it's true. I'm tired boss. Like really and genuinely tired. But no amount of sleep makes it better when I keep waking up in this bitch of a world. I don't want to be calm or level headed but I have to be. I'm the sturdy one. The strong one. And it's exhausting to have to be the center of stability in my life when all I want is to not do that. I keep people grounded. Wise words. Knowledge. All that shit I didn't ask for but here I am. Saged with wisdom and trauma. Fuck.

Earlier I referred to Nostradamus as a Zoltar Magic 8 ball mother fucker and I'm really proud of that configuration of words. Because goddamn whimsy and also I hate Nostradamus.

I have unlocked a new vocal stim by way of whimsy. To the tune of the O'Reilly jingle. 🎶Po po po potatoes. Get in my mouth🎶 It's gonna live rent free with other ones I have amassed and I'm so sorry to the people in my life who have to deal with my bullshit.

I love when my players love an NPC so much they want to romance them. It's such a fun feeling to have others love a blorbo that you made.