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Almost all of SimplySnaps' stream supercuts are done! Only the latest has no CC

So as I'm leaving the train station, a cop leaves closely behind me. This is a coincidence because we left the train at the same time, I have a fast gait and walked in front of him before I passed through the doors.

A lady is leaning by a pillar, talking to someone on her phone. She starts yelling at whoever's on the phone about how shitty it is to work with the police, and how they drug and rape women. Bold, I think, considering a cop is within earshot, but I respect it.

I walk up one block, turn a corner, and check on my phone to make sure I'm heading in the right direction to my destination.

A couple seconds later, I see the shouty lady from the station turn the corner too. Huh, what a coincidence, I think. My phone tells me I'm in the right direction, so I keep walking.

She walks along behind me, continues yelling into her phone about how awful it is to work with the police, how they drug and rape women, how "you're so high and fucking mighty, I can't fucking stand you!"

Wow, I think. Whoever's on the other side of the phone is really getting it.

We get near a busy crossing, and everyone looks in our direction with fearful and pitiable expressions. I give them a, "Yeah, what can you do, huh?" look. Always someone having a screaming match on the phone in public... But that's life in da city, baby!

I take another corner, and now I hear new words: "You fuckin' bitch! You fuckin' whore!"

Well now, I was assuming she was chewing out her boyfriend or something, but I guess girlfriends can also be chewed out for working with cops. I shouldn't have assumed.

I walk near a parked lime scooter, and hear one last comment that gives me pause: "Yeah get on your fuckin' bike, whore!"

I keep walking for a bit - I'm in Destination Walk Mode - before it occurs to me that the bike she was talking about might have been the one we passed. Huh...

The yelling has stopped, so I turn and look behind me. She seems to have turned around and is headed back in the direction she came.

I notice she is not, in fact, holding a phone in her hand, but a glack coloured vape.

... Oooh.

I was literally the child in this meme