I wish there was not a bike in the middle of our living room
For context I was just walking around in the dark in my house (who turns on a light at 2am?!?), ran into it (it was moved recently), and cut myself on the fender
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I wish there was not a bike in the middle of our living room
For context I was just walking around in the dark in my house (who turns on a light at 2am?!?), ran into it (it was moved recently), and cut myself on the fender

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I wish there was not a bike in the middle of our living room
dont even blink an eye when a mutual starts using we/us prns anymore like yepp. my friend has become my Friends
Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?
This is so normal to me
Yeah but it's weird
Maybe? normal though.
Maybe? weird though.
No but I'm pro this being a thing
no and what the fuck why would that be a thing
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In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
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Europeans, have you ever been to the USA, Canada, or Mexico?
-Yes, all 3 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽
-Yes, USA and Canada 🇺🇸🇨🇦
-Yes, USA and Mexico 🇺🇸🇲🇽
-Yes, Canada and Mexico 🇨🇦🇲🇽
-Yes, just the USA 🇺🇸
-Yes, just Canada 🇨🇦
-Yes, just Mexico 🇲🇽
-No, never been to any of them
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Europeans, have you ever been to the USA, Canada, or Mexico?
Yes, all 3 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽
Yes, USA and Canada 🇺🇸🇨🇦
Yes, USA and Mexico 🇺🇸🇲🇽
Yes, Canada and Mexico 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Yes, just the USA 🇺🇸
Yes, just Canada 🇨🇦
Yes, just Mexico 🇲🇽
No, never been to any of them
"Not European" button
was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??
I need more Ride or Die fanfics oh my days. Specifically ones where it's Debbie x Judith
“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years
you’re right, that’s significantly less weird
toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie
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A hypothesized geography.
i bless the bonnie over africa
The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water
the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer
my bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3
people always talk about the doomed love timeloop when they talk about hadestown. look i love that shit as much as the next homosexual but can we please talk about the revolutionary politics. genuinely one of the best anticapitalist pieces of art of the 21st century. can we watch act 2 with our brains please
i have more thoughts on this. sorry.
in anaïs mitchell's own words, hadestown was conceived in the wake of the economic and climate devastation brought on by hurricane katrina. i don't think i need to belabour the concept of hades building a wall to keep the enemy out—explicitly and repeatedly named as poverty. nor do i feel the need to dumb down the environmental message. by hoarding capital for the sake of it, hades destroys the environment for the working class who he requires as fodder for (in the words of william blake) his "dark, satantic mills."
this message isn't particularly subtle, and it shouldn't be.
the vision orpheus presents with his song is not only one of ecological restoration with the seasons, but also community and egalitarian collectivization "if no one takes too much, there will always be enough."
in finishing his song, orpheus succeeds where eurydice cannot: not only setting the seasons right, but returning humanity to the anonymized workers by unionizing them.
i think that, as is the case with a lot of theatre, it's easy to anonymize the chorus. they're extra voices to round out a song or bodies used for the dance break. in hadestown, this anonymity is purposeful. whether above ground or below it, the chorus have been so thoroughly ground under hades' boot that they do not even have the luxury of individuality. their identity is reduced simply to workers.
the workers keep their heads and voices down because it is the only way they can survive, wretched as this existence is. they are not allowed to hold onto their old identities because voices that are too loud can be raised in protest and music. see field hollers, work songs, sea shanties—or chanties; it's no coincidence that two of the songs most explicitly about the toll this backbreaking labour takes on the body are called chants.
moreover, the work that they do—building a wall that will never be finished, extracting resources—isn't merely productive in the sense that it's furthering hades' capital. this form of labour is specifically punitive in a way that is meant to break their spirits. the workers "dig [their] own graves for a living." penal labour is destructive rather than productive. workers are given monotonous and repetitive tasks meant to punish them for a perceived wrongdoing. tasks like moving stones from one pile to another, turning crank machines, or walking on treadmills. the repetitive nature of these tasks was meant to break both body and spirit with no focus on rehabilitation because you are never getting out of prison. we see examples of this hard labour in victorian england, in chattel slavery, and around the world today.
it's easy to get swept up in the romance and forget that orpheus is responsible not only for bringing eurydice out of hell, but the workers as well. when threatened with a strike, hades (encouraged by the fates) breaks up the union. orpheus is separated from eurydice, yes, but also from his fellow workers. his impossible task is meant to break up his community, because community is harder to quell than individual rebels.
to quote mitchell again "it's a love story, but politics really is romantic." it's a sad song that we sing over and over again, not just in hopes that orpheus and eurydice will make it out of the underworld, but that we all will.
THIS is what made me cry in it.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Real talk, the most romantic thing i have seen on my screen this year is Ride or Die.
Platonic, romantic, soulmate bond. It goes beyond love.
How Debbie, Miss "no killing" Debbie kills to protect Judith, how she double checks to be sure the job is done because she is a meticulous woman
Taking out the same woman that Judith killed five years earlier to protect Debbie.
Judith being the 'I would kill for you' friend, with Debbie being the 'don't'
Ugh
So fucking good
And damn, the chemistry between Hannah Waddingham and Octavia Spencer, delicious
The writing was on point, I even wanted Billy to continue on with them
So damn good
shout out to ride or die for fridging a man rip billy I’ll miss you for as long as Judith does
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

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