Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

OK Can I just say something? *unending harrowing silence*

Loghain: I can't believe Cailan is going to divorce Anora. he'll probably marry that Cousland girl Howe: you should kill her whole family Loghain: or I could marry her first so that he can't Howe: *gets so mad he dies*

thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

please promise me fandom won't disappear entirely into discord servers, i'm too old and employed for that

u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

going 30mph over the speed limit in my lifted honda civic with "COPS DNI" spraypainted on both sides

the chant of light was designed specifically so you can use relevant quotes from it at the beginning of pretentious fanfic

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character