BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man
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BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man
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TURN ON THE TV DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
genuinely hilarious of Primus Tachonis to second the meeting. how do they do remote Roberts Rules.
literally this is everything he says, summarized, in order. he failed to address the chair so many times.
I have seconded Otto's meeting
Because I have questions such as
Where is my son
Oh you have a letter from him, Otto? probably House Royce forged it.
FYM Amariya Cormoray is missing?
uh yes this is a House Tachonis ring, but
Oh she's here nvm
Yes, the letter was forged
uh maybe there was an assassination attempt?
a gnome did it
oh like YOU haven't considered removing House Royce because their magic was weak and also Aranessa married Thjazi Fang. Don't pretend like we haven't discussed it.
Might I remind you I'm so powerful and goth
like you really believe COMMONERS?
...yes, lord einfasen
fine. hit me with it Yanessa.
I can't summon a Deva Vindicta anymore, so, you're welcome.
Prior to the fall of Tansul we were all vassals to House Obridai under the empire
Without empire to unite us, we often argue
I was going to give you all a piece of Telmora and take the golden orchard for myself
the angel was just to make sure i won.
not like you aren't trying to win in fucked up ways either, looking for giants and magic rocks and engaging in demonic biological warfare or whatever the fuck you do
so I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to fratricide. but the most damning thing of all...I'm really fucking good at it. get on my level.
like you haven't tried to be emperor
which, by the way, is necessary, because if we DON'T work together, the COMMONERS win.
if you win? I will serve you. I prommy. btw Thjazi tried to start another rebellion
yeah he was bait for Aranessa. I was going to kill her and then make Occtis into the angel because the candle specifically needs noble blood, which, uh, don't worry about it. don't worry about House Davinos
Anyway. consider: wouldn't you rather work with me. wouldn't that serve your interests? my daughters brought cookies.

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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.
this stupid headline is my favorite joke in the live-action Flintstones movie
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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A down-to-earth mayor meeting a celestial being ❤️🩵
chat am i instant loss bait
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ok youre more correct than any of us actually
Thank you for understanding my intentions. Conversing with you like pervert socrates
they're having dialectics about me
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

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check out these guns so WoolieVersus recently started playing FFXIV and his character design is so peak I just had to draw her!
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