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Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes
Inspired by the glorious @incorrect-game-of-thrones !!!
Some may seem not as accurate (some were harder than others!) but I did my best! Also some may seem rude-ish, and I promise they’re not my opinions! I’m going off of how these gods are portrayed in most myths.
Zeus
Poseidon
Hades
Persephone
Demeter
Hera
Hestia
Athena
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Aphrodite
Hephaestus
Ares
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My current mood
Denki: Ok, so I have some bad news
Ejiro: Ok?
Denki: you may want to sit for this.
Ejiro: Ok?
Denki: someone stOLE ALL OUR CHAIRS!!
Ejiro: *falls*
Logan: Patton~~~
Patton: what?
Logan: I got a poem for you~
Patton: awww~~~
Logan: Roses are red, my face is too, but that only happens when I'm around you <3
Patton,blushing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan: I got one more~
Patton: :D
Logan: Roses are red, violets are blue,im not that pretty but damn, look at you~~~
Patton: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,but no, you is very pretty!
Logan,blushing: but I was trying to make you blush
Kirishima: you're losing a lot if blood, quick, what's your type?!
Bakugou, high from blood loss: red spiky hair, red eye-
Kirishima: BLOOD TYPE KATSUKI!!
Bakugou: oh
Bakugou, looking down: red..
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Patton: I love you
Logan: I love you too
Patton: I love you to Neptune and back 100000000 times
Logan: you know that's not possible right? You'd die before the first trip.
Patton: every bit of you is worth dying for.
Logan: *trying not to show his blushing*
Sero: for the last time, Kaminari and aren't dating
Mina: ok, unrelated question, what's another name for dad?
Sero: father?
Bakugo: pfft, no, daddy.
Kirishima, from another room: yeah babe?
Mina: so you and Kirishima did lie to me!
Kirishima: if I say "I love you", will you say it back?
Bakugo: yeah
Kirishima: I love you
Bakugo: it back.
Battle of Hogwarts
One Muggle-born kid suddenly yells "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" other muggleborns join in.
Purebloods: what????????????????????????????
Halfbloods: seriously!?
When someone makes fun of Hufflepuff
Slytherin: Hufflepuff is one of us! NO ONE GETS TO HUMILIATE THEM OTHER THAN US!
Gryffindor: I AGREE WITH SLYTHERIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
Ravenclaw: Guys, be rational, we shouldn't be slashing the car tires...
Gryffindor and Slytherin: aww, ravenclaw but-
Ravenclaw: we should be burning their whole car!
Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw: 😈😈😈
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Slytherin: Hufflepuff, something terrible happened!
Hufflepuff: ...
Slytherin: I felt something below the neck!!
Hufflepuff: oOoOOooo, looks like Slytherin has a cRUsH!
Slytherin: NOOO, THAT'S BAD!!!
Slytherin dealing with a break-up
Hufflepuff: You alright Slytherin? You seem to be taking this break-up pretty bad
Slytherin: I WANT THEM TO BE EATEN BY A LION!!
Hogwarts houses as things my sister has said
Gryffindor: stop making me laugh, I'm trying to hit you
Hufflepuff: pick a movie or I'll throw this pillow at you
Ravenclaw: I am reading a book, it's virtually on my phone
Slytherin: *hits me unexpectedly* move bitch
Sero: I want to be more than friends
Kaminari: YEAH BRO BEST FRIENDS
Sero: no like kissing and stuff
Kaminari: like on the hand or cheek?
Sero: sighs
Sero:
Kaminari:
Sero: I WANT TO GAY WITH YOU
bakugou: I want to be more than friends
kirishima: YEAH BRO BEST FRIENDS
bakugou: no like kissing and stuff
kiri: like on the hand or cheek?
baku: sighs
baku:
kiri:
baku: I WANT TO GAY WITH YOU
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Bakugo: Oh my god, Ashido, Kirishima and I do not have petnames for each other!
Ashido: alright then, what do bees make?
Bakugo: honey?
Ashido:
Kaminari: you're doing it wrong *kicks Bakugo in the shin*
Bakugo: OW YOU RAT BASTARD!
Kirishima, walking in: yeah, what do you want?
Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.
I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.
Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.
Reblogging again for that last addition.
Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME
Everyone: What the fuck
Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal
Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagrid’s Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see what’s going on.
Is this headcanon already?
