we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

it is literally one of the most normal things

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

dude it’s not a boypussy it’s a Manhole comeunto the sewer i got the teenage mutant ninja turtles in there we need yourr helppp. Yeah, the fucking rat too

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…