are you lost

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

"came back wrong" but it's from work

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

(Tired aroace voice, metaphorical cigarette in hand) You don't have to make them kiss... they don't always have to kiss...

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose