are you lost

"came back wrong" but it's from work

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

(Tired aroace voice, metaphorical cigarette in hand) You don't have to make them kiss... they don't always have to kiss...

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

What do you mean it’s only from 2020???

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned