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I had an entire backstory for pre-canon Rocky and Adrian, how they met, their love story, etc.etc. Then I saw the cameo where James Ortiz said they had an arranged marriage that worked out and threw it all out the window WELP. Anyways, here's their first arranged meeting :)
okay hi hello it’s nearly midnight and i just wrapped up the second half of part ii i hope y’all are ready to be fed soon because i just have to write the last portion and then it will be DONNEEEE and then it’s onto part iii, smutville 🫣
anyhoo please feel free to send me rygos requests (Ken/ryland/holland/lars) and I will do my best to get to them asap so we can all be bonkers together xo
(I write for gn!reader and usually try to keep my smut scenes as gn as possible. I also tend not to write dominant men as you can uuuunhhh see from my masterlist. Do with that what you will).
Just want to squish Lars's cheeks for real 🙂↕️ (after having an established relationship and he's comfortable with it of course!) + bonus beanie version!
This Lars piece has been sitting in my wip folder for a while now but thanks to @pixiebuggz absolutely adorable Lars fic I was inspired to finish it 🫶🏽
LOVE YA VI!!! 💖
Posting both versions cause I couldn't decide and liked both hehe
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The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.
So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.
Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.
What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.
tags: fluff, tooth rotting fluff, idiots in love, domestic bliss, it’s winter and you’re bored, soft!Lars, established relationship, bracelet making is fun okay
inspired by my lovely @rotteninspace <3 i just couldn’t stop thinking about doing cute little couples crafts with Lars after our fingernail painting discussion 💘
It had been another bitingly cold October day in your small Midwest town, not much else to do besides camp out in front of the small fireplace. Lars was happily reading a book, fingers tracing soothing circles over your calves as they draped across his lap, when a sharp gasp tore him from the story he was entranced by. He looked up with wide eyes, only to be met with your broad grin peeking out from behind the phone screen pointed in his direction. He squinted at the video playing before him, it seemed to be a quick montage of a couple matching beads to one another’s eye color and making bracelets with them.
“Lars, please can we do this? Look how cute it is! We can match.”
Your shiny, pleading eyes are not lost on Lars as the corners of his mouth tug into a smile.
“The craft store doesn’t close for another hour! That’s plenty of time!” You say as you rocket off the sofa and start pulling your boots on.
You’re practically vibrating with excitement as Lars follows suit and pulls on his coat, passing a scarf to you before wrapping his own around his neck. You lean forward and press a warm kiss to his cheek as you pass through the door, all but skipping to the car as Lars locks up and follows behind.
The drive was quick, Lars listening intently as you babble over the hum of the radio about what you had learned from reading the comments under the bracelet video. Inside, a soft laugh is pulled from Lars’s lips as your hand closes around his wrist, leading him wildly up and down the aisles of the craft store as you search for the needed materials.
You finally stumble upon the rows of colored beads with a squeal of delight, loosening your hold on Lars to reach out and brush your fingers along the varying textures in front of you. After pulling a few options from the display, you hold up each string to compare the shade to the beautiful eyes looking back down at you. Lars beams, a warm blush beginning to crawl up his neck as you examine each set of beads thoroughly.
“Mm, there we go.” You nod, holding up the winning selection as if it were a fish you just caught. “Aren’t they pretty?”
The beads were a vibrant grey-blue with small specks of a green shade scattered throughout. They were round, almost like a string of pearls hanging down from your fingers. The blush from before has now fully engulfed Lars’s cheeks, skin burning as he nodded back at you with a wide smile.
“My turn.” He says quietly, pressing a chaste kiss to the tip of your nose, his wide smile stretching into a grin before placing another kiss to your lips.
His brow furrows slightly as his fingers trace over each row of beads, eyes flicking between you and the wall. He pulls a few strings from the wall, holding them up to your face just as you had done moments before. His eyes twinkle as he compares each color to your loving gaze. You think your heart might leap right out of your chest at the way Lars looks back at you, so full of love and devotion. Lars smiles sweetly as he holds up his final decision to you, a beautiful string of earthy hues glinting in the fluorescent lights of the department store.
“They’re beautiful.” You murmur, taking the beads from his hands and adding them along with your selection.
“Hm, not as beautiful as you.” Lars says, wrapping one arm around you and pulling your hand to his lips to press a warm kiss against your knuckles.
Now it’s your turn to blush as you melt into his touch, staying there for a moment, as if you were the only two people in the world.
“Okay, we just need to get some neutral beads and elastic thread and I think we should be set.” You grab a set of small gold filler beads and spin around to the other side of the aisle to grab the first spool of clear cord your eyes land on.
The cashier rings up your items and you two are on your way, Lars slipping his hand into yours as you step out into the brisk winter air. The drive back to the house is uneventful, you are just happy to be in Lars’s presence with his warm hand enveloping yours as they rest in your lap. He peers over at you every once in a while, his usual shy smile creeping up each time under the warm flashes of the streetlights.
Once you return home, you both settle on the floor in front of the fireplace, a blanket spread out beneath you and the beads organized on a spare plate. Lars hums softly to the music playing through the living room as you both string colorful beads onto the elastic cord. You finish your bracelet first, holding it up in the flickering light of the fireplace, marveling at the pattern of blue and earth toned beads separated by small gold spheres. It’s beautiful. The two colors of your eyes joined together in harmony.
You turn to Lars, who is already gazing at you with a fire of his own burning behind his eyes. Barely containing your grin, you crawl over to where Lars is seated on the plush blanket and reach for his hand to slip the bracelet over his wrist. He stares at the new jewelry adorning his wrist where your hand still rests against his skin, mesmerized by you and your touch.
“I love it, sweetheart. Now I get to have a piece of you wherever I go.” He whispers, giving you the brightest smile he could muster. “I’m never going to take it off.”
Lars leans closer to you, long fingers brushing against yours as he slips his creation along your soft skin. The pattern differs slightly from your own, making it one of a kind. He raises both your hands up and peppers feather-soft kisses to your pulse point where it’s hammering against your skin. You’re certain he can feel it.
“I love it, Lars. I love you.”
“I love you too, my angel.” Tears glisten in Lars’s eyes as he looks between your clasped hands, clad in the matching bracelets, and your face.
You bring your free hand up to his face to brush away the tear threatening to fall, resting your palm against his cheek. Lars leans into your touch as you carefully swing a leg over his, slotting yourself into his lap. Your hands settle in his hair, fingers raking softly through the locks as Lars wraps himself around you, palms flush against the small of your back.
A content sigh leaves your lips as Lars tightens his hold on you, catching your lips in a tender but searing kiss. It’s this moment, here with you on the floor of his apartment, that Lars realizes there’s no one else he’d rather spend the rest of his life with. The glint in your eyes as you pull him into another dizzying kiss, tells him that you feel the exact same.
authors note ✮⋆˙ HEYO i hit a wall with the holland fic so i wrote this when i was feeling a little sad hehe i hope you enjoy!!! thank you all for being part of this and encouraging me every step of the way 🫶🫶 my heart is so full!! :-)
anyhoo please feel free to send me rygos requests (Ken/ryland/holland/lars) and I will do my best to get to them asap so we can all be bonkers together xo
(I write for gn!reader and usually try to keep my smut scenes as gn as possible. I also tend not to write dominant men as you can uuuunhhh see from my masterlist. Do with that what you will).
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your ryland headlock fic did something insane to my brain and now i wanna be mean to him until he cums 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i wanna grab him by his tie and hold it like a leash while he humps my leg and begs me to use him to get off, not even to let him cum, just for me to ride him and use him like a toy
and then i wanna watch him get all shaky and teary-eyed when he accidentally cums in his pants from rubbing against my thigh
(and then i wanna treat him like a princess and kiss him all over and give him a ton of praise because he deserves itttt <333)
also random semi-unrelated headcanon but i bet that man never shuts up during sex. like you can’t keep him quiet even if you gag him, he’s so vocal.
i will not rest until he is my dog. 18+, Ryland Grace x gn!reader, sub!ryland, light puppy play.
"Please. Please."
He doesn't even know what he's begging for now, just that he wants to beg. You like it when he does that, when he whimpers and whines and makes all those pathetic noises he's capable of just for you.
You, for your part, barely glance up from the magazine you're reading. You do enjoy what little of the picture you see though: his pupils blown space-void dark so you can see yourself reflected in them, a small, occular reminder that you are his whole universe; his dishevelled blond hair desperation-swept; his wet and parted lips which are so eager to taste you. He looks so good on his knees, too.
"What are you begging for, puppy?"
He howls in the back of his throat. He's powerless when you use that word.
"Please let me get you off," he whispers. You sigh dramatically and grab his necktie, trailing your fingers along it before clutching it tight. He chokes a bit and his eyes roll back in pleasure.
"You wanna get me off? You don't wanna come, too?"
"Just wanna make you feel good," he slurs. You're not sure if he's noticed but he's started to rock up against your leg. His cock is still trapped in his jeans but you can feel how hard he is just from the promise of your orgasm.
He really is like a dog. A dopey little mutt who's impossibly loyal to you.
Really, he works too hard. He loves his job but he does, he's constantly got his head buried in paperwork and grading and lesson plans. He likes to just let go sometimes. Not to be Doctor Ryland Grace but just your sweet little pet who will do whatever you ask of him because he feels safe in your hands.
You love him so much.
You tug the tie a little tighter and his hips speed up as he clutches at your calf.
"Hmm, well, if it doesn't matter if you get off, how about I ride those abs of yours? Make you lie down as I fuck myself against them and come all over your happy trail? Would you like that?"
He nods, fast, immediate. Good.
"Or should I be meaner? Should I put a ring on your cock and just use you as a dildo? Bounce up and down on you until I finish over and over and over again, and all you can do is watch me from the flat of your back as you get closer and closer but can't come? Wanna be my sex toy, puppy?"
His eyes fill with tears at the idea of it, but good ones, sweet ones at the promise of your soft torture. And then, ahh, and then his hips stutter without him even realising it and you feel the warm rush against your leg as he comes in his pants. He looks devastated, and when he starts to cry, it's out of humiliation.
"'M sorry... you didn't even give me permission... and I didn't even make you come..." he chokes, but you use your grip on his tie to carefully pull him closer and silence him with a series of kisses all over his face. He melts into your touch so easily, like he was meant to be there.
"It's okay, Ry, you did so good. I love you so much. Let's go get you cleaned up, yeah?"
He nods, sniffling, but doesn't let go of you when you stand up to help him into the shower. When he meets your gaze his eyes are impossibly even more struck: lovestruck, dumbstruck, all of it.
"Can I make you come after that?" he begs.
"If you're good, puppy. If you're good."
Of course the answer will be yes. How could you say no to that face?
Riding Holland while he’s smoking and taking the cigarette from his lips so you can have a drag while locking eyes with him and he just cums :)
ITS FINALLY HERE YIPPEE!!! Had severe mental block with this one sorry smile anon. :') sigh.. I got carried away again. I like my smut with a little exposition what can I say...
Credit to @pixiebuggz for Holland calling you doll and beta reading the first draft cause sometimes I just be out here yapping and need to be reigned in LOL
Word count: 1.2k
Tags: 18+, smut (duh), shotgunning, implied healymarch x reader
Taglist 💖: @eridianhearts @pixiebuggz
Hopefully this was worth the wait <3
Humming along absent-mindedly, you traced out shapes in the headliner as you laid back and watched the smoke swirl around you; quickly growing annoyed at the way the neon lights from the gaudy strip club sign across the way harshly light up the interior a pink hue. The radio hummed softly, a temporary reprieve as the two of you sat in silence so thick a knife could cut right through it.
Adjusting the seat, you rest your elbow on the center console and audibly let out a very deep, very annoyed sigh as you fiddled around with the hem of your shirt; eyes piercing daggers at the stubborn detective sitting in the drivers seat... Your stubborn detective.
It's been two hours.
Countless times you and Healy both told him this wasn't where the target was going to be but Holland was so insistent this was the location that it got a little heated between the two; resulting in Holland dragging you along to the stakeout instead.
You begrudgingly agreed. Why? You weren't sure but it may have to do with those sad, blue, puppy dog eyes that get you every time he pleads to you.
Smoke that lingered in the air wafted around as he waved his hand at you dismissively; not wanting to admit that you two were right... especially Healy. That bastard.
You could see the tension coursing through his body, hell you could feel it as his leg practically bounced through the floorboard. The whole car shook as he stared at the entrance of the club, camera in hand and a sliver of hope somewhere inside him the target would walk out and he'd get his picture for the client.
"Jesus, sugar I hear ya'. Dammit, I should've listened to you two-" He murmured trailing off with a string of curse words just loud enough you could barely hear him. "Do not tell Healy I said that."
You couldn't believe what you just heard. Holland admitting he was wrong?
"What was that?" you leaned in closer- bumping a shoulder against his as you cupped your hand around your ear- "Did I just hear the Holland March say I was right?"
Hollands head dropped and his shoulders shook with a quiet laugh as he took another drag of his cigarette. He leaned back into the headrest and exhaled, staring up at the headliner a moment before finally meeting your gaze.
He was met with a teasing smile that beamed across your lips and the poor sap couldn't help but melt at the sight in front of him. The tension from the nights unsuccessful investigation started to leave his body and his leg finally slowed to a halt.
Hollands elbow now on the console with yours, he hooked his index finger under your chin rasing it gently as he moved in closer; ever so slightly tilting his head as if he was going to kiss you but then... Nothing. His warm breath tickled your nose as he hovered inches from your face.
The silence was much different this time. Palpable.
A playful smirk left the corners of his lips as he watched you shift in your seat, flustered but still holding his gaze strong. He watched keenly as your pupils widened, eyes now darting between his eyes and lips, craving for him to close in the short distance between you.
"Now now..." he inched even closer- his lips now ghosting yours- "that's not what I said. Don't go puttin' words into my mouth, doll." You melted into his touch as he ended with a rough, low drawl.
Doll.
The band in your stomach tightened; ready to snap as a shiver ran through your body. Every time he used that name it sent a flood of warmth straight to your core. Holland figured out one day just how much it affected you and of course, used it to his advantage to make you weak in the knees every chance he got. That slick son of a bitch.
Reaching over the center console you slide a hand across his thigh and gently toss the camera in the back before snaking your way to his length now constraining tightly against his slacks. Running a hand back and fourth, you tease with a couple slow strokes before removing yourself.
Holland groaned, hips bucking in response to chase your hand the moment your digits brushed against his tip when you lifted off of him.
"See what you do t'me sugar. Don't be a tease-"
"Or what, Hol?" Slightly tilting your head you smiled, feigning innocence and sent his head spinning.
Holland hummed as he moved in; his tongue traced your bottom lip to make room before slipping between your teeth to meet your own. Your hands traced along his neck to grab a fistful of his hair and tug; coaxing a deep growl from the back of his throat. "Get that pretty little thing over here, darlin'-"
You quickly obliged, his handreached the small of your back helping you over as you climbed awkwardly over the center console. You adjusted yourself, slotting his body between your knees and his cock twitched at the feeling of your body weight now fully pressing gainst him as you sat down.
Wasting no time you slowly begin rocking your hips your slick now soaked through your pajamas shorts as your clothed core drags along his length. "Fuck... look at you so wet f'me already, sugar-" Holland quickly put the cigarette in his mouth to grip your waist tight; now guiding you in a steady rhythm.
Leaning in, you peppered kisses on the corner of his mouth opposite of where his cigarette rests before lifting off just enough so your lips can glide across his. Using your teeth you take the cigarette right out of his mouth and maneuver the filter end into yours without lifting a finger and keeping rhythm.
Holland sat back speechless, eyes blinking rapidly as he watched what was unfolding in front of him.
You stop to take a long drag and Holland lets out a whine, hips bucking for you to keep going but was quickly cut sort by the sudden embrace of your hand. Gently squeezing his jaw, you nod, motioning for him to open.
His eyes dilated, now seeing stars as you move in, shotgunning the smoke into his mouth. Holland squeeze your thighs, inhaling desperately like it was his last lifeline keeping him on this Earth.
"Jesus, baby I can't- fuck- I'm gonna-" The pitch in his voice rose as he let out a weepy sigh.
His head flew back into the headrest with a soft thud and you felt his thighs tremble; growling as he released beneath you.
You sat back for a moment, smiling and admiring your work. His hair disheveled, eyes half lidded, chest heaving and you? Satisfied.
You take another drag before lazily placing the cigarette back between his lips and climbing back into the passenger seat.
"Now can we go, Hol? Healy and I can clean you up." Raising an eyebrow you chuckled at the stain on his slacks, pride beaming off your lips at the mess you caused- "plus, the both of you owe me for your little fight and dragging me out here for nothing."
Without a word Holland flicked the cigarette out the window. He fumbled with the keys before turning he ignition and peeled out of parking lot with a cheesy grin on his face.