cream crackered tbh love

“You’re a doll. I mean— well, you know what I mean,” you say as he heads out the front door.

It’s been… cute, living with Ken. After adjusting to the whole “hey I’m your childhood toy come to life and now I’m in love with you” thing, anyway. He’d do literally anything for you and that sort of dogged devotion takes some getting used to. In fact, you kinda miss him when he steps out now. Maybe you’re falling into folie a deux or whatever they call it. Folie a doll, perhaps.

You’re not dating… but you’re not not dating. It’s hard to explain. 

Then you realise he’s left the laptop open.

It’s your laptop, really, but you’re mostly on your work one so he gets free rein of it. Curiosity suddenly overwhelms you. Is it bad etiquette to snoop on his browsing history? Maybe, but once again: it’s your laptop. You wanna see what your literal boy toy gets up to when you’re at work.

You sit at the table where it’s been abandoned and open up the history tab. At first it’s just the same stuff you’ve seen him looking at as you pass by every day: men’s fashion, horse compilation tiktoks, part time job vacancies involving horses…

sexy videos

That one makes you pause. Sexy videos, huh? So far Ken has been pretty, well, well-behaved about his physical needs, but you assume as he makes the transition from plastic to human that he must be having them.

Maybe you wouldn’t mind if he talked to you about that. Maybe you wouldn’t mind giving him a hand.

The search term took him to your favourite porn site, of course, and it looks like he spent some time there.

kissing

Only a guy like Ken would go on a porn site to look up kissing. You snort your amusement and keep scrolling.

couples kissing 

kissing first time

loving couple

real loving couple

You feel your face soften into a smile. Oh. Of course that would be the kind of stuff he’d be into. All of his attempts at romance so far have been exceptionally traditional: bouquets of roses and candle-lit baths drawn ready when you get home from work. Unprompted massages. He wrote you a love letter once, and even though his spelling wasn’t the best, you still keep it in your bedside drawer with your other precious tchotchkes. 

Tender sex couple love

“I love you” sex video

Seems like he found a couple he was into. You click on them and they’re both pretty long and intense, in a sweet way. Amateur stuff but there’s a lot of gazing into each other’s eyes and whispered affections. It’s cute. From the runtime bar at the bottom of the video, it looks like he sat through the whole of them.

submissive man praise

Your eyebrows skyrocket. That’s a turn. You didn’t know he knew that word. 

blond submissive man praise

bleach blond submissive man praise 

You can imagine him getting more frustrated as he tried to narrow down his search and can’t hide a grin. Looks like he got lucky with the results as there are many videos matching his descriptor on this particular site. He’s watched quite a few of them, too. Men who look uncannily like him on their knees as their dominant tells them how good they are at giving oral. You feel your cheeks get hot as you imagine doing that with him.

Does he want you to do that with him?

You’re so caught up in the scene before you that you don’t hear him open the door again.

“Forgot my water b—“

“Oh, yeah, baby boy, you’re doing so well…”

He freezes. You freeze. The people on the screen don’t freeze, and the man keeps sticking his tongue in his partner’s hole, much to their delight.

“My secret sexy videos,” whispers Ken in horror. When you aren’t angry, he doesn’t know how to react. So he just stands there. 

You carefully close the laptop screen.

“Ken?”

“Yes?”